Naomi Campbell Pictorial

Naomi Campbell is a British supermodel. Through the years she has maintained a consistent presence on magazine covers and has increasingly spent time on the silver screen. She is now known simply by her first name, which is the ultimate sign of fame. She is one of nature’s most subtly sexy creations. Here is the fashion model latest pictorial. Enjoy!!!

Naomi Campbell

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Nicole Scherzinger Black Lingerie Pictorial

You all know who is Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the former hot lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls. Her November 2007 single, “Baby Love,” established Nicole as a solo artist, paving the way for the 2008 release of her debut album, “Her Name is Nicole”. Now just look at these pictures of Nicole in black lingerie. Enjoy!!!

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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Kissing

Scarlett Johansson And Penelope Cruz Kissing

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz kissing are the sole reason why otherwise plain vanilla pseudo-schizoid, maniac-depressive poster child, neurotic-challenged and anxiety freak Woody Allen is a pure genius! Pure like my seminal fluid in the mouth of one of my girlfriends last week! Wait, on the other hand I have no idea where she’s been… Not so pure then…

But getting to see Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in a lesbian kiss in my life time is one of my personal purest fantasies… along with getting to milk a couple of women and see Buddha be crucified again. Getting to see Scarlett and Penelope swap saliva on video is just a whole new standard of sexiness, as you can judge for yourselves in the trailer for Woody Allen’s new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

The movie is also starring Javier Bardem in addition to Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz but my attention span went as far as the lesby kiss and got stuck there on repeat! Apparently the kiss is just a warm up as there is an entire lesbian scene between the Scarlett and Penelope. Sweet!

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A Little Something for the Ladies: Colin Farrell’s New Look

A Little Something for the Ladies: Colin Farrell\'s New Look

I think Collin Farrell is a tad fat! Really I do. He got at this level of obscene obesity for his new movie Triage in which he plays a photographer. Since all about Colin is skin deep, and he’s nothing but skin, bones and a cigarette, my best guess is that he was striving to become transparent…

And then again Colin Farrell is beautiful… As beautiful as an anorexic bitch who’s a couple of heartbeats away from a heart attack! And judging by the suffocatingly hungry look in Colin’s eyes he’s not that far from having his heart fail on him, along with additional internal organs… Please, please, please… girls, come to the his rescue, he looks like he could use with a transfusion of milk… But then again so could I…

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Hannah Montana / Miley Cyrus Got Milk

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus Got Milk

Girl Power – seriously now… claiming girl power when you look like you just got ejaculated in the face might not be a case of perfect synchronization between practicing what you’re preaching and being a recipient for sperm…

It seems that only yesterday little 15 year old Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana was participating in a perverse photoshoot for Vanity Fair magazine, and now she’s ready for a tad of hardcore. Here is the synopsis: “Actress by day. Rocker by night! I got to keep fit to keep up. Some studies suggest that teens who choose milk instead of sugar drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. It’s the best of two worlds.”

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Valentina Zeliaeva Sexy Bikini Pictorial

Valentina Zeliaeva is a Russian fashion model. I really love russian babes. I don’t really know who she is, but it looks like she is one hot fashion model doing shows for Barbara Bui, Cacharel, Calvin Klein, Costume National, Sonia Rykiel, Valentino Christian Dior and Gucci. Enjoy!!!

Valentina Zeliaeva

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Sofia Zamolo Sexy Lingerie Pictorial

Sofía Zámolo is an Argentine model. She is one hot lingerie model. Just look at these pictures. She is one hot officer. I would like her to arrest me any time she wants. Now enjoy this lingerie model in some very sexy pictures. Enjoy!!!Sofia Zamolo

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Rihanna featuring Maroon 5 “If I Never See Your Face Again” Video

If I Never See Your Face Again

Here is the brand new single from Maroon 5 featuring Rihanna “If I Never See Your Face Again. This song if from the Maroon 5 album caled “It Won’t Be Soon Before Long”. Enjoy!!!

Britney Spears Never Looked Zeeexier

Pregnancy Suspect No. 1 and Pop Victim Britney Spears Never Looked Zeeexier

Pop victim Britney Spears never looked zeexier than as pregnancy suspect no. 1. There is something special, undoubtedly sexy about a red-neck reject scratching and probing her ass… I always go for a tad of anal exploration on girls… It’s among the few constants in my life, and one of my few true pleasures.

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The Talentless Brooke Hogan Stands by Nick Hogan’s DUI

The Talentless Brooke Hogan Defends Nick Hogan\'s DUI that Led to His Incarceration

The story goes like this… Nick Hogan also known as Bollea was enjoying a tad of a DUI that ended up throwing best friend, John Graziano, in critical condition and turned him into a vegetable. Nick pleaded no contest to charges of felony reckless driving, for the accident from August 26, 2007. Driving while intoxicated, even with an alcohol level of .02 got Nick 8 months in jail and five year of probation with 500 hours of community service. The same incident got John Graziano turned into a vegetable.

“I would like to apologize to the Grazianos and to my family for the accident. Every single day I think about the accident and about John,” Bollea stated in court. “I will never ever be able to say I’m sorry enough.”

But fear not, tone-deaf Brooke Hogan spat out the following in defense of her brother:

“Monday, May 12, 2008

BS

Current mood: pissed off

Category: Life

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…”

She added:

“Monday, May 12, 2008

wtvr

I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACEps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.”

Fat Kim Kardashian Contemplates a Cellulite Cure

Fat Kim Kardashian Contemplates a Cellulite Cure

Fat-ass Kim Kardashian looks like she’s contemplating the cellulite cure to end of cellulite cures. On the other side, an anti-cellulite treatment would probably scrap half off her otherwise delicious booty… Surgical cellulite removal procedures are the sole solution for Kim Kardashian too start fitting through doors facing forward rather than sideways.

But in the end, an anti-cellulite treatment, mousse, cream have nothing on the real secret cure Kim Kardashian is using to fight her fat ass… There’s nothing like Kim getting on all fours and… wait she’s got a home made sex tape out there, just download an watch it… you’ll understand…

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Josie Maran Sexy Lingerie Pictorial

Josie Maran is an American fashion model and actress. In 2004, she appeared in three films - as a French model in “Little Black Book”, as one of Dracula’s brides in “Van Helsing”, and briefly as a cigarette girl in “The Aviator”. She is one hot fashion model.Josie Maran

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Jessica Alba’s Used Up, Not Virginal Vagina Loves Monologues

Jessica Alba\'s Used Up, Not Virginal Vagina Loves Monologues

Jessica Alba never kept her vagina on the side. In fact she parked that thing as much apparently considering her philosophy on the subject as it was revealed to Allure Magazine. But now her overstretched, offspring-filled and used up vagina is only good for… well, you be disappointed in this, you are bound to be disappointed, but in full reproductive mode Jessica Alba’s vagina is only fit for… monologues. Oh!!!!!! I knoooow!!!!! The perversity!!!

Here’s what she had to say:

“Hollywood always plays up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s— about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”

“I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”

“I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”

Izabella Carr Black Lingerie Pictorial

Izabella Carr is a very sexy German fashion model and actress. I think she is a lingerie model for Kelvin Klein or something like that. It doesn’t really matter because she’s a real hot babe. Just take a look at the these pictures of the fashion model. Enjoy!!!Izabella Carr

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Megan Fox Is Enjoying Her Naturally Wet and Freak Nippleless Moments

Megan Fox Is Enjoying Her Naturally Wet and Freak Nippleless Moments

Usually, when kneeled down Megan Fox is this WET, it’s because all the men around her have… Oh, wait… That’s the wrong movie… Nevermind. The images of Megan Fox, naturally wet and freak nipple-less because of a flesh-colored patch covering all essential points, are from the film Jennifer’s Body, where Megan Fox is exercising her talent under director Karyn Kasuma,

And you can see her bearing about all of her talent, because Megan Fox is not much more than some code editors under the label what-you-see-is-what-you-get! And Megan’s talents are just skin deep! The uncensored photos are available here!

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Amy Winehouse Is Beautiful and Zeeexy!!!

Amy Winehouse Is Beautiful and Zeeexy!!!

Under normal conditions I usually take a shot at a tad of photo editing in order to get the beautiful and Zeeexy look. Now, I did touch up Amy Winehouse a little, but just a little! I promise! She only needs a push in order to go all the way over the edge and become a complete horror show…

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Nicole Scherzinger Shows the World Her Pink Pussycat

Nicole Scherzinger Shows the World Her Pink Pussycat

Someone please show Nicole Scherzinger the dismount from a luxury car. On the other hand I get that when she’s in the back seat, spread legs are beyond a reflex, and were trained down to a natural instinct. Just take a look at these upskirts pictures of Nicole in order to get a taste of her pink pussycat. All pink, from the exterior all the way to the last nook and cranny of her vagina. But then again crotch flashing is the sole actual talent of the members of Pussycat Dolls, because let’s be honest, have you heard them singing? No!?!?!? Neither did I! I always watch their videos muted…

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Sasha Strunin Lingerie Pictorial

Alexander “Sasha” Strunin in a Russian singer and fashion model. She’s the lead singer in a band named “The Jet Set”. The Jet Set is a Polish r&b duo which consists of English-born David Junior Serame and Russian-born Sasha Strunin. The band represented Poland in the semi-final of the Eurovision Song Contest 2007 in Helsinki. Then in 2008 she joind the “Big Brother Show”. Now at the age of 18 she’s atempting to be a fashion model. Here are some hot pictures from cold mother Russia with the singer / fashion model. Enjoy!!!

Sasha Strunin

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Speed Racer Is the First Bomb of the Summer Box Office Season

Speed Racer Is the First Bomb of the Summer Box Office Season

I’m going to do you a tad of a favor, and recommend that you don’t go to see Speed Racer… If the summer box office season is any indication you need to steer clear of this one until it becomes available for download for no more than 99 cents, what it’s actually worth.

So far the movie performed by far WORSE than expected, and only took in a meager $20 million at the U.S. Box Office the past weekend. In contrast Iron Man killed and is no. 1 for the second weekend in a row with $50.5 million.

Marisa Miller Bikini Pictorial

Swimsuit Issue’s Marisa Miller is an American supermodel. You all known her for many appearances in the “Sport Illustrated” and “Victoria’s Secret” catalogs. She is the swimsuit Issue cover model for the 2008 “Sport Illustrated” Swimsuit issue and a Victoria’s Secret Angel. We all love her curvy and robust frame, as well as her strong, all-natural features. Damn she was made to be a swimsuit model. Enjoy!!!

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