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Rihanna’s got milk! Thankfully not in her breasts… Although thankfully? I wouldn’t mind a breast feed from Rihanna… But no… on her face. And NO! It’s not man milk, or man juice, or… It’s plain, old, milk. Apparently some sort of retarded campaign has transformed Rihanna in a milk ad victim. I know the perverted thoughts flowing through your head… I’m still hard myself from all that white mess on her face… I bet I could top that… easily! It seems that obese Americans need Rihanna to tell them to lay off the sugar before it will take a crane to get them out the front door and into one of those fast food feeding holes serving deep fried plastic masquerading for food… But don’t forget to order milk with that…
Britney Spears Goes Prostitute All the Way
Published by admin at January 30, 2008
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Got a $20? A $20??? What am I saying? Got some leftover fast food? Some deep fried chicken at the bottom of a bucket? Then you’re in for the nastiest treat of your life… Dreaming for a little red-neck love? Than Britney will live up to your worst nightmare! Remember those early days when a young, pretty, and virginal Britney was parading around in skanky catholic schoolgirl uniforms? Well… this is what’s left. Two children, a few divorces, and Buddha only knows how much alcohol, drugs, and prescription pills later, Britney = cheap, dirty, nasty, slutty, used up and thrown away, red neck and true trailer trash down to the core. Someone please take pity in this scantly clad hooker and put her down already,you’ll just be beating her to the punch!!! I’ll let you enjoy your vomit now…
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Gemma Atkinson Would Rather Have Big Brains
Published by admin at January 29, 2008
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Gemma Atkinson lingerie pictorial in Nuts 2008. Permit me to quote from the rhetoric genius that is Gemma Atkinson: “If I had a choice between bigger brains and bigger boobs, I’d rather have the brains, I think. (Hear that, world? It thinks!!!!!!) Although, having said that, if I had bigger boobs I’d probably make more money… but the brains would help me get a little bit further in life!”
Well… I guess we all know what she’s stuck with… Poor Gemma… this British tool doesn’t even have the necessary neuron power to realize that she’s a worthless piece of meat, a brain-dead attachment, a default appendix to her breasts… Just let her flap her tits around, or perform some other remarkably retarded trick with her fun bags, but for Buddha’s sake, just gag her already with a big, fat… Ahhh… Just watch the pictures… don’t forget to salivate!
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Paris Hilton Goes Lesbian
Published by admin at January 28, 2008
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Paris Hilton at the Falcon club, a lesbian nightspot in Hollywood. I just wish she had better taste in terms of female accessories… The other one must have secret tongue skills… cause, well, just look at her bovine face…
Britney Spears Breast Slip Caught on Video
Published by admin at January 28, 2008
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The title pretty much says it all. Britney was apparently rehearsing for her new video at the Millennium Dance Studio. Oh I know, that’s just gonna be as bad as the rest. But this time around a nipple slip was not enough. Britney’s full, saggy, over milked, dirty, right breast popped out. If you can’t wait to see the sorry sack of fat she calls a boob or tit in native red-neck, I’ll clue you in, it’s toward the end of the video. Zeeeeeeexy!
Alessandra Ambrosio and Her Anorexic Embryo
Published by admin at January 28, 2008
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Noooooooo!!! Alessandra Ambrosio is not anorexic. Nooooooooo!!! Not even remotely bulimic! So what if her face says gastric bypass? So what if she didn’t eat this January? Have you heard of an embryo to complain from anorexia? The spawn can very well eat after he pops out! But just cholesterol-free, low-fat, vegetable soy-based soy milk and baby formula! You know how much those appendages on her chest get her from Victoria’s Secret? Ain’t no suckling putting its nasty hungry mouth on those jewels!
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards in Los Angeles. Pitt and Angelina both looking delicious. Of course that I would milk only one of them… and apparently I’m in luck as Angelina’s reported to be pregnant with twins. If that’s true then it means that Pitt’s little swimmers are pure gold. Not that I would mind taking shots after shots at her eggs. In fact I would probably miss on purpose just to keep on trying. And you can bet that I’d take aim at all her blow holes. However, Angelina’s parachute/dress seems to say that Brad beat me to the punch and got a couple of little embryos growing arms, legs, and small Brad-like penises, or delicious big Angelina lips and breasts…
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After… Zeeeexy!
Ohmygawd, she ate Halle Berry!!! Who is this and what has she done with the X-Men’s Storm? Just let her pop already so we can have the good, old Halle back. Only that this time she will come with a little extra milk! But I don’t think you’ll mind that. I always recommend myself as NOT lactose intolerant. So…
And Before…
I strongly recommend to watch this movie with your priest (or otherwise spiritual guide, guru, yoga instructor, nutritionist, ballet coach and so on and so forth), along with your mother and grandmother and a full kindergarten class… and if anybody will object I am sure that Glen & Gary & Glen & Ross will provide you with the adequate linguistic options to deal with the issue…
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