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Yes, Hannah Montana Is 15 and Pulling a Vanessa Hudgens (Naked Disney Style)

Hannah Montana Is 15 and Pulling a Vanessa Hudgens (Naked Disney Style)

Yes, Hannah Montana is 15 and pulling a Vanessa Hudgens (naked Disney style). Remember when Disney… oh, what in Buddha’s name is happening over at Disney? Sex sells, I get it. Otherwise I wouldn’t be here. If you will take the time to visit the official Disney webpage, you will be able to see that the company has a little something-something to offer for children of preschool age, for boys and girls, for kids and teens, for your family and for hardcore Disney fans. The last I hear, Disney is about to give a special treat to all those hardcore fans out there and go pornographic all the way.

Well first there was Vanessa Hudgens, nothing more than your average Disney star that had the great idea of doing a naked pictorial while underage. But fear not. Disney girls are by no means shy of dumping the textiles and letting you peep at the inner child. Just look at the images featuring a tad too sexually explicit Hannah Montana, going by her true name of Miley Cyrus. Just a Vanessa Hudgens waiting to happen. Disney needs to control these hormonal stars, and get their daddies and mommies to stop supplying them with all sorts of technology that will eventually permit them to go all out and perform in their very own variant of One Night in Paris (Paris Hilton).

Either way I still rather foresee a One Night in Hudgens, and One Night in Montana rather than college degrees for the two Disney stars. After all, Disney is doing the best it can to blur the line between star and starlet!

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Jennifer Walcott Lingerie Pictorial

Jennifer Walcott lingerie pictorial. Just one question, where are the nipples?

Jennifer Walcott Lingerie Pictorial

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April Scott Hot Bikini Pictorial

You might remember her from the Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning. April Scott is nothing more than u’r average virginal model slash actress slash backgammon enthusiast slash oh I’ll give this up. She manages not to look bovine when she’s faced with a photo camera! Otherwise her skills are rather limited, except when she’s either on her knees or on all fours…

April Scott Pictorial

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Demi Moore Makes Geriatrics Zexy/Sexy

I’m not into old ladies… really I’m not. Granmaws and grampaws stripped down to their nickers is simply not my thing. And talk about granmaws… Demi??? Are you kidding me? I know we all enjoyed our fair share of Striptease, but that was 1996!!! That’s ancient history now. What in the name of everything that’s young and pretty possessed this old lady Demi Moore to try and show us the zexy side of geriatrics I have no idea. Demi found it adequate to exhibit her old age in a photoshoot for V Magazine. Fake silicon boobs, a collection of face lifts, high on Botox, and lots of Photoshop (all praise Adobe Photoshop and all photo editing software!!!)… but in the back of your head you know she could be your granmaw… Zexy!!!

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Eva Mendes Lingerie & Topless

Eva Mendes Lingerie & Topless

Eva Mendes is some sexy lingerie and topless in Maxim Magazine. Of course everything is tucked away carefully! What did you think… how what that… look but don’t touch, touch but don’t taste, taste but don’t swallow!!! Still the actress is nothing short of gorgeous… and perhaps she’ll decide eventually to leave her nipples breath free… That will be delicious… just keep your mouths ready, maybe you’ll get a shot!

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Britney Spears in the Kodak Moment of a Lifetime!

Britney Spears in the Kodak moment of a lifetime! And I wasted the fooooooood bit on Matthew Perry. Damn my luck!!! First I wanted to welcome Britney “Alien the Resurrection” Spears. Then I wanted to invite you to feed her with a big, fat, juicy… all right. I won’t go there. She’s a mother for Buddha’s sake! Then I just changed my mind… The latest sad news about the pop princess is that the court shut down her attempt to regain visitation rights to her children. That’s almost as sad as the Kodak moment…

Britney Spears in the Kodak Moment of a Lifetime!

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Matthew Perry’s Mutant Chin: Foooooooooood!

Matthew Perry in Park City, Utah at the Sundance Film Festival. Staring the Zeeexy mutant obese chin. The chin is now Perry’s official spokes-body part. And all it’s saying is: food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food! Foooooooooood! Perry has to feed it constantly otherwise the chin threatens to consume him… (Photo courtesy of Splash News)

Matthew Perry’s Mutant Chin: Foooooooooood!

Hilary Duff Sweet Cleavage and Breats!

Hilary Duff has been whoring breastesses at a press conference in Brazil. The heavy artillery was brought into the limelight to help promote her upcoming “Dignity” tour. Well, it’s either a magical bra, because that cleavage is delicious or it’s all her, which is down right exquisite! Looking exotic!!!

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Listen to the Britney Spears Massacre!

Listen to Britney Spears massacring Ace of Base’s hit song “All That She Wants”! I’ve listened to the first 10 seconds and now I’m bleeding from my ears!!!Musical pornography at its highest! Her singing is so bad it’s actually porn!!!

Kim Kardashian - Bikini and Lingerie Pictorial … More or Less!

Check out this sexy photoshoot of Kim Kardashian - she’s wearing a hot bikini … so hot she drops it! The famous socialite seems to want the world to know daddy isn’t giving her enough money to buy proper clothes. I’m certain the current economic situation has affected the family finances… Poor Kardashians!

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