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Well… I know that Paris Hilton is a virgin and all that, but still! Touching any part of her body without being provoked is nothing more than an invitation to get sexually transmitted diseases! But hey, my best guess is that Jared Leto likes to live on the edge. Otherwise… I smell a new home made porn adventure featuring Paris Hilton! And Leto as her vagina puppet!
Heath Ledger was found dead. His body was discovered by the housekeeper. Ledger was just 28. The initial reports indicated that the actor was alone but “surrounded by pills”. At this point in time the cause of death has not yet been established. The autopsy failed to determine a cause of death. But the toxicology reports have not been completed. The “Brokeback Mountain” star was going to play the role of Joker in the latest installment of the Batman movie “The Dark Knight”.
Suicide has been ruled out but Ledger had drugs in his home not just sleeping pills, in fact several drug packs containing an unknown substance were found in addition to the prescription anxiety drugs Valium and Zoloft, along with the prescription sleeping medication Ambien.
1. Best Picture: “Atonement”, “Juno”, “Michael Clayton”, “No Country for Old Men”, “There Will Be Blood.”
2. Actor: George Clooney, “Michael Clayton”; Daniel Day-Lewis, “There Will Be Blood”; Johnny Depp, “Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street”; Tommy Lee Jones, “In the Valley of Elah”; Viggo Mortensen, “Eastern Promises.”
3. Actress: Cate Blanchett, “Elizabeth: The Golden Age”; Julie Christie, “Away From Her”; Marion Cotillard, “La Vie en Rose”; Laura Linney, “The Savages”; Ellen Page, “Juno.”
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Amy Winehouse, drugged out of her mind let herself be caught on camera while doing drugs… And not just your average cannabis. The singer is smocking crack cocaine. Just watch her lighting up a glass pipe - used to smoke ‘rocks’ of the class A drug, nothing more than crystallized cocaine. But Whinehouse is just drug saturated, having also snorted ecstasy and cocaine, and popped half a dozen Valium pills. All I can say is thank God it’s not a home made porn movie, Paris Hilton style!
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Liv Tyler in a bikini… After she played the she-elf in Lord of the Rings, and that delicious underage stripper for her daddy and Aerosmith (Oh no I didn’t just say that!!! Oh well…) Liv Tyler thought about trying a new part… the great white beached whale! Now, no, no, no… Before the fanatics over at Green Peace break their necks running in the sand to put her BACK in the water, I take it back… She’s not a beached whale…
Actually what you can’t see is that there are also some guys with buckets around. Well… the truth is that no other human being could fit in the same picture with the new and improved Liv Tyler… Ooops! No, not even aerial imagery, or via satellites from outer space… But back to the guys with buckets… I though you could indeed milk a cow, but a sea cow? Oh, wait. There’s also some dude with a harpoon, so I guess the buckets are for the blubber. Right… all I can say in the end is Free Willy!!! I mean, let her get some kind of a tan, although she’s gonna attract all the sun in Hawaii… Let’s just hope that black indeed manages to slim her down…
More pictures of fat Liv Tyler!
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Adriana Lima naked in Esquire magazine. Lima and a few of her supermodel girlfriends. What can I say … Victoria’s Secret quartet! I could really teach those girls to wear nothing at all, just like nature intended it. Just to get those legs wrapped tight around… whatever u like… So what if half the grampas over 50 out of the world’s billionaires/millionaires have already been there and done that… I mean done all four of them… I am sure that 90% of the male population of the world would be more than happy with a leftover supermodel… All you have to do is get that old smell out of them…
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Dita Von Teese topless - nothing much to say about this. Just u’r average model, showing off her breasts in black and white. The images have an obvious aesthetic value. I mean these kind of pics u can even show u’r mother when u’r telling her about the love (and by love I mean sick, twisted perversity) u are making with this rather virginal maiden (and by virginal maiden I actually mean burlesque performer and fetish star). But then I’m sure your mother will more than fall in love herself with Dita Von Teese, and especially enjoy her featuring in pinup art and glamor, involving tasteful nudity and adult themes…
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Jennifer Walcott is a poet. But I am more than sure that you can tell this small detail from the exceptionally poetic images included with this post. OK, OK, I’ll stop… They’re just pictures of her, on her knees and in a bikini. Now… on the other hand I do admit that Jennifer Walcott on her knees is pure poetry!!! Just in case u were wondering, apparently she won a Reader’s Digest poetry contest. And yes, she did appear in Playboy! Simply poetic… I mean, I’m more than convinced to throw all of Gertrude Stein’s works out the window and just stick with Jennifer Walcott’s Playboy spread! I am! I’m tellin the truth! I swear on Hefner’s freshly dug grave! Oh… he’s not dead? Well, have you seen him lately? He’s literally on his way to the cemetery…
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Pamela Anderson’s breasts are out and about… Pe babaciunea asta… What?!?!? Yes, I’ve just called her an old lady! Give me a break! Just take your eyes off her breasts for a second and look at her face. Anderson is even closer to expiration than the 10 ponds of silicon she’s got stuffed in her fun bags. Disgusting!
Tantia asta a fost candva un sex symbol. Acu se apropie de varsta bunicii. Da, shi mie imi pare extraordinar de rau sa va stric fanteziile… Stiu ca pastratzi filmuletzul ala fara capatai cu ea si cu Tommy Lee, varianta porno, ascuns prin vreun coltzishor al hard-ului. U don’t have to lie to me. I know that you dig it out once in a while, for old times’ sake. Old times.. old lady… Pozele sunt de la o petrecere la Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, courtesy of Splash. Do enjoy, by all means!
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