Archive for February, 2008

For Paris Hilton Stripping Is Second Nature Next to Sucking and Swallowing

For Paris Hilton Stripping Is Second Nature Next to Sucking and Swallowing

Yes, for Paris Hilton stripping is second nature next to kneeling down, sucking and swallowing. Yes, in that specific order. Swallowing what? What are you a virgin? Go ahead, rush to your mommy and tell her to tweak the Parental Controls a tad tighter. Swallow whatever generally gets put in there… Do think of her mouth like a garbage disposal… Or better yet… When you’ll kick the bucket, I’m sure your mommy informed you of this, Buddha will take your ass and throw it into heaven, because you were such a good little Christian…

It’s the same for sperm when traveling between “mediums”, it ends up in Paris Hilton’s mouth. Why would her digestive track be sperm heaven? Well because, and trust me on this one, there are worst places on/in Paris Hilton’s body where the little swimmers might end up…

But I was talking about second natures… For Paris they have to invent a new species of humans. The Homo Sapiens Whorens – the bipedal primates belonging to the sperm-addicted mammalian species – sexually transmitted diseases not included.

They say that practice makes perfect, well at the volume of effort and work that Paris Hilton has put into stripping, kneeling down, imagine the immense strain on her digestive system trying to keep down kilos after kilos…, and spending the vast majority of her time on all fours… well, it makes Paris just the perfect slut… Oh, she stripped down for 944 Magazine… perfection!

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Boy George - Zeeexy!

Boy George

Please, please, please do not click here to see the zexy and deformed Boy George! I am not to be held responsible for traumatic experiences, vomit stains and your future inability to make love to a woman…

The latest news about this poster trans-hobbit and British gay icon is that he chained some male prostitute in his Shoreditch, East London home. Of course Boy George pled not guilty to chaining down the hooker. And to think that when he was young all that Boy George wanted was a handsome groom, and a beautiful weeding, and a white horse suited to satisfy the testosterone hunger of such a British princess!

I don’t even know why this father-f****r needed to go to court. I mean, I thought chaining down and rapping male prostitutes was a Boy George orgy getting started. Then there’s the pillow fight! If you think that male prostitutes are an apex of perversion you should see the old and senile version of Frodo here doing nasty, nasty, unimaginable and unspeakable things to a pillow… And don’t even get me started on the horse…

Again… please, please, please do not click here to see the zexy and deformed Boy George! I am not to be held responsible for traumatic experiences, vomit stains and your future inability to make love to a woman…

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Rihanna - Black Leather Lingerie

Don’t you feel the need to be punished? Don’t you believe that you belong on your knees repenting for your sins? See! I knew I wasn’t the only one! Yes I know there’s something wrong with me. I have spent endless days praying, and countless hours in therapy, and night after night going bad, going as bad as I could on my self….

Rihanna

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Wanna See Oscar Winner Marion Cotillard Having Sex?

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You have got to love the French. While the retarded Americans are out in the desert of Irak losing the war, the French are making love and winning their Oscars. Sweet! Marion Cotillard won the 2008 Oscar for Best Actress for La Vie En Rose.

Now let’s get down and dirty to the dirty business. Wanna see Marion Cotillard having sex? I thought so. Well, go ahead… Videos embedded after the jump. Make sure you have your privacy…. What am I talking about, you are all sick perverts down to the core, of course that you’re all alone. Hey, here’s an idea, leave a message along with a self characterization and a perversity profile. Maybe you’ll meet a family member on this website like in your fantasies…

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Regina Fioresi Nude Pictorial

Yes, Regina Fioresi is naked and on her knees and that’s enough for me…

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Diablo Cody - And the Oscar Winner Is…

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Her??? Really? Well, yes, as hard as it may be to believe it. There was a time when you needed a Bachelor of Arts degree to be a writer, and to make your way from best seller to best seller to an Oscar for best script. But now every half-retard with spare change in his pocket can make his own Hollywooditoria. And former strippers win Academy Awards… What’s next? Prostitutes being awarded the Nobel prize? Right, Diablo Cody got the Oscar for best script for Juno.

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Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana No Sex/No Porn Video

I am sorry to disappoint you but Miley Cyrus’ upcoming home made porn movie is not out yet. Instead you get to watch her dance pal buddy Mandy Jiroux and Miley Cyrus being all innocent in “The Miley and Mandy Show”. Miley and Mandy refrained from any form of sexual intercourse explicit, implicit or otherwise. Hannah Montana’s “One Night in Montana” is still coming up… Patience! Patience!

Jakki Degg Black Lingerie Pictorial

Jakki Degg, pictorial, lingerie

I have no clue whatsoever who Jakki Degg is. But she is dressed in exquisite lingerie… and at a certain time even wearing something that resembles a collar… So I’m in love!

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Shibue Couture: Strapless G-String

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Sweet holly virgin Father of the obese Buddha with a peace-swastika on his ass… I have found the underwear I was looking for all, and I do mean ALL, my life. So what if I’m a dude and I got a hairy fat ass? I could totally pull off wearing a strapless g-string… Although probably my balls will be hanging out, but I guess I could always tuck everything in…

And please don’t be jealous at me while you are parading around in front of the mirror dressed in your mama’s big nickers. You will never be able to be as sexy as me…

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Jimmy Kimmel’s F*****g Ben Affleck

Here is Jimmy Kimmel’s response to Sarah Silverman’s “I’m F*****g Matt Damon” video by “F*****g Ben Affleck.” Plus Brad Pitt, Rebecca Romjin, Harrison Ford, Christina Applegate, Cameron Diaz, Macy Gray, Joan Jett, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Josh Groban, Perry Farrell, The Madden douches, Dominic Monaghan, Robin Williams, Huey Lewis and plus many others…