. Dear Pamela Anderson, it’s right about due time for you to start receiving the first payments of the pension plan. As such we would be grateful if you would consider hanging up the implants and signing up for a cozy place in a retirement home… If you would keep swallowing your vomit, then you have to understand that Pamela is on her way to Paris to perform at the famous Crazy Horse cabaret club. And yes she’s 40, and yes she’s really that old. Pammy is scheduled to perform on February 13th and 14th.
In case you’re in the neighborhood just drop in for a little striptease on a Harley, a number inspired by Serge Gainsbourg’s “Harley Davidson.” Pammy’s probably going to get fully nude, as is the tradition over at Crazy Horse. “The Crazy Horse has always been about, ‘You think you see everything, but you see nothing,” Pam said… I soooooo do not envy that Harley having Pam’s flappy coochie rubbed all over it… Just Zeeeexy!
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