. If the feeling of vomit in your throat is what you aspire to everyday, then by all means watch this pornographic music video, featuring Heidi Montag. Let’s be honest, a couple of octaves higher and it would have been pure porn. At least you can listen to the beautiful symphony that is the song, a potpourri of high pitch lung whistles and laryngeal moans, her voice - the sound of a retarded anorexic blond angel fallen from heaven with its teeth in barbed wire. It actually pains me to say this, but please, bring Britney Spears back…
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