Hollywooditoria

When I die and go to Nirvana like the good little f*****g  christian that I am, I want to get Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman dressed exactly like this and praying kissing while on their knees. When they see me they turn around and tilt their heads backward while opening their mouths… All they have to do is lose the dog… What dog? Well there are more pictures after the jump.

Scarlett  and Natalie got the cover of March’s W Magazine promoting their movie “The Other Boleyn Girl.” What I don’t get is why do they have to use their mouths to butcher the British accent when they could use their oral cavities to exercise on me?

Scarlett: “You’re never going to find me at the Ivy. I don’t care how good the Cobb salad is. These tabloid magazines-I think they’re hideous and the downfall of society.”

Scarlett: “I’ve been battered for saying that I don’t believe humans are monogamous by nature. The response was, like, ‘What a ho-bag!’ I didn’t mean that I don’t practice monogamy in my own life-of course I do! I’m not going to be in some tarty relationship. But I stick by what I said. I remember another time, I said I get tested for AIDS twice a year, and again that got spun as me being promiscuous. But I was single at the time, and I think it’s important to do that!”

Natalie: “The only thing that’s a little bit annoying, is I feel that I come off kind of boring sometimes.”

Natalie: “I’m into monogamy. But I’m not really into marriage right now. I sort of hate the legal aspect of it. What does the state have to do with it? Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the United States if they’re foreign or share my health care benefits because I’m straight-but if you’re gay, you can’t have that?”