. “The icon they call Heidi Inc. is no mere sexy mortal this one, but a force of nature. All hail!” You have got to be kidding me. Heidi Klum is the most sexy woman on Earth? This 34-year old mama that Flavio Briatore impregnated and then left alone to deal with his bastard is the sexiest model in the world? Briatore could have very well used a jar for his semen, or paid for an in vitro insemination, but why even bother when Heidi Klum was cheaper…
Klum has since 2004, or 2005 squeezed no less than three children, none of which a bastard because Seal is the father of Briatore’s child. Don’t even get me started on this mentally impotent pop singer. How in the world do you get about marrying a woman that’s freshly pregnant with another man’s child is beyond me! If I ever get face to face with Seal I’d like to ask him if Heidi’s vagina still carried Briatore’s stink when he had his mouth and tongue in it… You know, it’s hard to get that old man smell out, once it crept into every nook and cranny, impregnating away…
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