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Yes, for Paris Hilton stripping is second nature next to kneeling down, sucking and swallowing. Yes, in that specific order. Swallowing what? What are you a virgin? Go ahead, rush to your mommy and tell her to tweak the Parental Controls a tad tighter. Swallow whatever generally gets put in there… Do think of her mouth like a garbage disposal… Or better yet… When you’ll kick the bucket, I’m sure your mommy informed you of this, Buddha will take your ass and throw it into heaven, because you were such a good little Christian…
It’s the same for sperm when traveling between “mediums”, it ends up in Paris Hilton’s mouth. Why would her digestive track be sperm heaven? Well because, and trust me on this one, there are worst places on/in Paris Hilton’s body where the little swimmers might end up…
But I was talking about second natures… For Paris they have to invent a new species of humans. The Homo Sapiens Whorens – the bipedal primates belonging to the sperm-addicted mammalian species – sexually transmitted diseases not included.
They say that practice makes perfect, well at the volume of effort and work that Paris Hilton has put into stripping, kneeling down, imagine the immense strain on her digestive system trying to keep down kilos after kilos…, and spending the vast majority of her time on all fours… well, it makes Paris just the perfect slut… Oh, she stripped down for 944 Magazine… perfection!
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