Archive for February, 2008 Page 3 of 8
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What? What? What?!?!?! This is his face… Really! Really it is! I did not deform Elijah Wood! No I didn’t! Nooooooo!!! Oh for Buddha’s sake! Fine have it your way! I made him beautiful!
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Just in case you were wondering what happened to her… Don’t worry if you don’t know who she is. I don’t know either. Aaa… the picture might have been touched up a tad to emphasize the ‘walking dead’ title… Zeexy!
I say forget about Heidi Klum. That old fart can’t be the sexiest model in the world when obviously Britney Spears is by far the… Aaa why even bother… Britney’s back, so you know what this means, full vagina display!!! What would it take to train this poor excuse for a homo sapiens to wear underwear… I have seen primates doing it in the circus… They looked equally sexy in their diapers… And they probably are a perfect match for Spears’ retarded neurons. Now that she is flashing her nasty, flapping coochie around again at least give her a banana too…
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“The icon they call Heidi Inc. is no mere sexy mortal this one, but a force of nature. All hail!” You have got to be kidding me. Heidi Klum is the most sexy woman on Earth? This 34-year old mama that Flavio Briatore impregnated and then left alone to deal with his bastard is the sexiest model in the world? Briatore could have very well used a jar for his semen, or paid for an in vitro insemination, but why even bother when Heidi Klum was cheaper…
Klum has since 2004, or 2005 squeezed no less than three children, none of which a bastard because Seal is the father of Briatore’s child. Don’t even get me started on this mentally impotent pop singer. How in the world do you get about marrying a woman that’s freshly pregnant with another man’s child is beyond me! If I ever get face to face with Seal I’d like to ask him if Heidi’s vagina still carried Briatore’s stink when he had his mouth and tongue in it… You know, it’s hard to get that old man smell out, once it crept into every nook and cranny, impregnating away…
Here is Jessica Alba when she found out she’s pregnant…
Just kidding. Jessica Alba just reproduced a few landmark scenes from horror movies for Latina magazine. What I don’t understand is why couldn’t they have got her to reproduce scenes from top porn movies. I know that just like me you would die just to see the pornographic side of Jessica Alba. But not after the bastard will pop out of her. Who wants saggy breasts and an expired ass? Right? That’s just like watching regular porn…
I have found the winner of the Oscar for best movie, best actress, best special effects, and so on and so forth… Enjoy!
Why do the Spice Girls make vomit a delicious vision? Why does their “music”, I mean the consecutive onomatopoetic screams hurled from their obscene lungs, make the sound of vomiting a symphony? You think that their bastards are wearing earmuffs for nothing?
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Paris Hilton is an apex of virginity. Paris Hilton is an epitome of womanhood. Paris Hilton is a prototype of femininity, beauty, style, grace, moral, spiritual and bodily purity… You unworthy dogs are unworthy to lick her vaginal secretions, an inherent excrement of her collection of sexually transmitted diseases. Paris Hilton is the archetype of the archetype of a goddess. The virgin Mary ain’t got nothing on her! Let’s just see who of the two has the best home made porn movie…
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