Hollywooditoria

Kate Moss topless. Why in the name of Buddha’s obese ass would you pay the unfed-looking Kate Moss to strip down? This just goes to show that some of you perverts, especially the ones at French magazine Libération, have no limits. But hey, it’s not your fault that the media has educated you into a Kate Moss standard of aesthetics. It’s like a Pavlovian reflex by now, Hey Look, Kate Moss naked. Drool! Drool! Drool!

Don’t get me wrong. If Jesus would come to me tomorrow and in order for me to get into Nirvana, would… Ahhhh, there’s no choice. I’d go for topless! But for all the still sacred mammary glands in this universe, including the Virgin Mary’s! Topples women!!!! WOMEN!!!

Jesus, if your reading this don’t get any ideas! Keep your Nirvana to yourself!

Otherwise, please, please, please give Kate Moss some food and make her put some rags on. She looks like a naked 13 year old boy!

My bet is that as soon as she hits puberty, which at the rate of the volume of cocaine going up her nose is bound to happen by the time she hits the year of her death in 2009, we might see some sort of protuberances that don’t resemble something you can draw with makeup. But this is not an educated guess… so by all means do not consider it!