Hollywooditoria

What in the sweet sperm of the holly virgin father is wrong with the world? A collection of no less than 135 photographs of nude models, including Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss is about to get auctioned for £1.5 Million, over $3 Million, in case you don’t speak British currency!. Attention all perverts! Gather around with your salivary glands in full swing! Oh don’t take offense because I figured you out. That non-subtle love-hate bi-polarity is all that Hollywooditoria is about!

Yes the two pictures included in this article are part of the 135 set belonging to German-born collector super-pervert Gert Elfering. And yes they are free. Just 133 to go! It’s bound to have some pure porn in there! Because if it’s all at this level of artistic aesthetics as the images included here then it’s surely worth more than £1.5 Million!!! A lot more!

I mean your own sweat and blood as well as spermatozoids, antherozoids and gamete cells! I would be the first to pay. But you need to get me something a tad hardcore. Just a tad, nothing overwhelming! The description of the pervert model encyclopedia in images from Christie’s Auction House reads: “stylized, idealized female figures.” Ya baby! Porn made intellectual and artistic! What’s next? Pornographic movies with dialog and an actual script and with blond apes that can actually group-act!?!?!?