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Britney Spears looks really hot in the new “Break the Ice” video. Hot like three eskimos old bags moon bathing naked in the Siberian gulag. She obviously lost a lot of weight, and no longer has that absent-hungry look in her eyes, like half her neurons are in a coma, and the other half asleep, and the other half drunk and intoxicated with laxatives. You know the one… The same as when your mother is looking for her horse-dildo… Yea, NOW you remember!
Whaaaaat?!?!?! Britney is allowed to have three equal halves of a brain. It’s the first sign of retard.
You know, I was talking the other day with with a pretentious little prostitute-wannabe and she was telling me that I shouldn’t offer you judgments, and that I should only suggest or imply that Britney is a retard and let you come to that conclusion yourselves. Yeees, like you are even remotely capable… well, let’s put it mildly… she obviously doesn’t know the quality of Hollywooditoria’s readers. And NO(!!!) viewing pictures of half naked starved models does not equal reading! This isn’t Harvard, for Buddha’s sake!
For instance, I could only tell you that Britney is on a Mikey Mouse stupid diet since she was old enough to realize that pipi goes outside of the pants, which happened either on her sixteenth birthday… or when she married the second time… Or I could tell you that if Britney was a dog she would have been euthanased on reasons of complete mental handicap. But hey, on the other hand if Jesus was on the same Mikey Mouse stupid diet he would have written a much better Coran…
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