Hollywooditoria

I want you to think of Hollywooditoria as your family! But by all means, we shouldn’t be to you some of those defective relatives… And you know that old saying… Home is where the vagina is. Well, I also want you to think of Hollywooditoria as your vagina home. Please, come into Hollywooditoria!!!

And keeping within the same line of thought I want you to please give a big round of applause to the growing Hollywooditoria family. We have just adopted two members Alyxya and Thrust.

Now Thrust is the only man I actually love in this world, so treat him nice ladies! And by nice I mean full service. The dude could very easily shame a horse, so you won’t be disappointed. Thrust, yes it does sound like a porn name, but hey he’s multitalented and multitasking so… As I was saying, Thrust has taken upon himself to explore the Internet far and wide in search of the finest ass out there! Just the kind of thing that got Albert all excited! Hey, welcome Albert, jump on the backwagon, enjoy the ride!

Thrust also promised to fix whatever is wrong with Hollywooditoria, since he’s into PHP and HTML and all that binary pornography! So we look forward to see him live up to his promise.

Alyxya (all bow in the presence of perfection!!!) on the other hand is the yin to my yang or the yang to my yin, whichever is better… And according to my extended knowledge of Chinese culture, she’s actually the better half of yin, because of her ovaries (yes, she’s a girl, hey nobody is perfect! ) and the best half of yang because she uses more neurons when she’s sleeping than all I was squeezing when I was fully awake and at the peek of my mental abilities back in kindergarten.

Alyxya brings much needed estrogen-based equilibrium to the testosterone saturated Hollywooditoria, just in case you were thinking that I was going smoking fags on you with that diatribe about James McAvoy in Wanted. Alyxya singlehandedly raises the intelligence level of Hollywooditoria to perfection. Look at her as a queen that by accident ended up in this trough. Ooops, I mean home!

As for me, I’ll be forever yours sperm generating admin…