Hollywooditoria

Now this is what I call entertainment!!! Kate Moss flapping her breast-less sternum about! Zeeexy! And it’s soooo obvious that this flat-chested apex of fashion on the go, of moving pret-a-porter has transcended beyond sexy. There has to be no shadow of a doubt that Kate Moss hopping around like a flock of horny retarded bunnies is hot. Hot in an unhealthy, unfed kind of way!

This video provides the answer to a question that has troubled mankind since a couple of hours ago… What happens when Kate Moss tries to look sexy! Well, this is what happens! Sexy is out! Pink is out! Milk-filled breasts are out! Curves are out! There’s just Kate Moss looking like a stick with boy nipples! And model retard is the new brown!

Fast, get out in the streets and celebrate! Kate Moss is actually trying to perform an involution, from grown female to embryo! And yes, as soon as she hits embryo stage, I’m volunteering to carry out an abortion on her!

Don’t worry, it’s not like she feels any pain. Just watch her fall on her knees and discover with surprise that there’s no penis to support her throat, and smashing her head against the props. That’s pretty much when the freak anorexia ballet comes to an end. Don’t worry, it’s not that she was high, or drugged-up. Noooooooooooooo!!! Actually in order to maintain herself at the weight from when she was 10, Kate Moss has been eating a lot of water. And after she’s been pigging out on H2O they let her breath some fresh air by taking her face out of old men’s crotches and this happens! Zeeexy!