Hollywooditoria

Believe it or not but Gemma Atkinson is not your average prostitute with silicon filled breasts! By all means, her mammary glands are definitory of her intelligence. Yes, I know you generally see more intelligence in a dog, but hey, on the upside, Gemma will just as easily roll over and lay on her back. And you don’t even have to tell her to spread her legs. She does that out of reflex since she was 16!

And if you don’t trust my judgment of character please watch the rest of Gemma Atkinson’s lingerie pictorial in Loaded Magazine. No, I guess you can’t train a dog to do what she does… But just watching Gemma has to be satisfactory enough for all you sick perverts looking for some Zoo love! I mean, judging by the bovine glances at the camera, she’s pretty low on the food chain, between bacteria and fungi… And I’m not talking about the collection of sexually transmitted diseases she’s carrying…

Otherwise, here’s something else you can’t train a bitch (as in dog female) to do, that Gemma has almost mastered to perfection. She… are you ready for this?!?!?!… She can read!!! “I read that girls release a different hormone that makes them want more, but lads just want to go to sleep. Ha, ha!”

Gemma is obviously talking about the well known syndrome of men falling asleep after sex, while women just seem to be activated and hungry for more! A hormone? Gemma, do us all a favor and please stop reading the third grade anatomy book before you get the first circumvolution in that beautiful and perfectly flat brain of yours!

Actually there’s a cocktail of hormones including norepinephrine also noradrenaline, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide (NO), and prolactin. There is a tad of a side effect… they tend to relax muscles and cause somnolence…