Does Angelina Jolie Dream of Porn Integrated?

Does Angelina Jolie Dream of Porn Integrated?

Is it just me or Angelina Jolie is prime material for some nasty porn flicks? I mean, half of you perverts ended up here looking for some free Angelina Jolie pornography – no use denying it now. Besides don’t you find it hard to articulate anything else but sotto voce groans? Not to mention that hand gestures are out of the question for you, unless you count using just one arm to communicate…

As I was saying… I do realize that Angelina is a pseudo mother to bastards from more continents than I’ll ever get to visit in this life time. I also am well aware that she’s getting filled up to saturation with Brad Pitt’s sperm, as Pitt has but two roles in life, produce healthy spermatozoid cells and look pretty!

Obviously he must be doing both to perfection since he got Angelina to pop once and then impregnated her again… Talk about blasphemy! And to think that she could be on all fours in orgiastic videos that will hit the retail stores directly… What a waste! Human kind will suffer for all eternity! We’ll need another Jesus, or the second coming of Buddha to redeem Pitt’s sins for keeping Angelina out of a life of pure porn!!! All of you, get down on your knees and start praying if you still want to get into pornography Nirvana – which is basically my multi-terabytes private collection.

Anyway here are some video advertisements of Angelina Jolie for Japanese cosmetics maker SHISEIDO.

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