Krystal Forscutt is back. You might remember her from the TV show Big Brother. But if you don’t, who cares? … She’s hot, she’s young and she’s a certifiable babe-o-liciousness. Enjoy!!!
Keeley Hazell - you all know her!!! She’s hot, she’s young and she was named in 2005 Britain’s No. 1 Sexiest Model and No. 1 Best Body by Zoo magazine. Here are some pictures of Keeley Hazell. Enjoy!!!
¡Ay, caramba! You don’t mind that I’m typing this with only one hand, right? Penelope Cruz is really working the pole in this Chromophobia strip scene… Just a little something something to keep you busy for a minute or two. It’s not like any of you perverts can last any longer than that!
Just switch your salivary glands on and watch Penelope Cruz crawl on all fours, and pole dance, just a sweet creature on her knees waiting for some big, fat and juicy… to come smear that lipstick all over her teeth, all over her face…
You know… I read somewhere that bitches swallow an estimated four pounds of lipstick in their lifetime. A quantity than can only be matched by the volume of sperm they ingurgitate. I’m just at a loss for words because there are no statistics with all the kilos of sperm women pig out on throughout their existence… But I am a great contributor to said statistics, and if I can help grow both the quantities of lipstick and sperm at the same time I will shove everything I have handy down their throats without hesitation…
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have an important lesson to teach all prostitutes. If you want to make real $$$ with your genitalia, or the secretions and alternative products of your sexual organs then you need to keep an eye on these two. Brangelina could earn a hefty estimated $8 to $10 million for whoring their still unborn child or twins for the media… That’s $8 to $10 million for the first pictures of the newly born Jolie-Pitt offspring…
Well, actually it’s a video of Adriana Lima dressing up… but there’s stripping involved for the satisfaction of all you perverts out there… And just in case you don’t speak Italian, apparently Adriana Lima has an important meeting in an advertising for some mobile phone network operator in Italy that has come across 3G like a revelation.
Now let me get this out f the way! The only important meeting Adriana Lima can have is with a big, fat and juicy… And then she’ll need video to communicate over the phone cause her mouth will be full…
My only objection is why did they use Adriana Lima? This sheep is incapable of using technology that does not resemble horse genitalia, even if it vibrates… And that’s why she never answers the phone in time, first she has to drop her knickers, pull out her tampon and only then reach all the way back for her phone… This scenario answers two of your questions… One is why Adriana Lima never wears a purse and two is why sometimes she bleeds from the ear…
Krystal Forscutt is an Australian model and reality TV contestant. She appeared in the Australian Big Brother and from there she has gone on to appear in Australian men’s magazines Zoo Weekly, FHM, Ralph. She is also one of the official spokespeople for Zoo Weekly. But enough talk. Here are some picture of her. Enjoy!!!
Isabel Madow is a Mexican actress/model, born in Mexico City, Mexico. She appeared on the Mexican Big Brother, and on the cover of Playboy. I think she’s planing now to be a singer. But here are some nice pictures of her. Enjoy!!!
Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr together amount to about the same level of intelligence as an aborted cum shot… look at their faces, right now they’re thinking: “If the sand grains on this beach were actually erect penises we would jump in with our mouths wide opened and our legs spread even wider!!!”
Don't blame the paparazzi! This is the moment that Harry Potter and all of the Harry Potter five year old fans have been praying for... A chance to have a sneak peek under Emma Watson - Hermione Granger's skirt and into her magic place!
Natalie Portman is in love. Nothing wrong with that, you'd think. Well ... think again. The monkey impersonator in the picture above is the "man" in question, Devendra Banhart, a Venezuelan-American folk rock singer-songwriter and musician. According to Wikipedia, his music has been classified as indie folk, psych folk, Naturalismo, and New Weird America. The last one sounds like the perfect description, if you ask me.
Does Rihanna have a perfectly delicious nipple ring? What do you know... The perfect Barbados-born beauty and Grammy-award winner is a real bad girl after all. Rihanna manages to give the world a sneak peek at her breasts in an inopportune see-through moment... well, a tad of transparency never hurts!
What's the difference between a herd of bovine growth-hormones mutated cows and a flock of Victoria's Secret best supermodel meat parading their worthless flesh and cocaine saturated blood in sexy lingerie and bikini for a pictorial in GQ magazine?
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