Rihanna in Kanye West’s GLOW in the Dark Tour

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There’s something wrong with me. Somewhere between my reptilian brain and my penis, they both use the same amount of blood. I knew there was something wrong with me the first time that I saw Rihanna. I trust you have your own obsessions so you are not in a position to judge. Remember what Buddha said… “He without an obsession has the same level of intelligence as a rabid amoeba.”

One of the past nights I was watching one of Rihanna’s videos with the TV muted. This hobbyist prostitute that I had just lying around emitted some rather retarded comments… Later on, when she was using her mouth for its god-given purpose I went: “Oh, yea… Rihanna…!” Bitch refused to swallow! I bet that was a first for her…

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