. I have no idea what the definition of singing is, and neither does tone deaf Scarlett Johansson. And I mean tone deaf not as an euphemism, but from the pure, smoothing pleasure that the mentioning of the “deaf” concept brings… The acoustics of vomit from an angel on crack hitting the asphalt is a symphony compared to this…!!!
Listening to Scarlett Johansson pseudo-song is just as bad as permitting a DUI. You know how there are people that think they can beat DUI… well, just as driving while intoxicated is not quite a brilliant idea, Scarlett vomiting sound is a crime. We just need a DUI arrest right here, and by DUI arrest I actually mean beating Scarlett to death for the trauma of this otherwise wonderful “single.”
Please, please, someone, anyone! Get some freshly used butt plugs and stuff them in Scarlett Johansson’s second anal hole… I meant to say mouth. Ha! No I didn’t!!! But hey, anal toys in Scarlett Johansson’s mouth are bound to generate some sort of special effects, and certainly something that is closer to music than the regurgitation of sound she calls her first single “Falling Down.”
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