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Tricia Helfer Black Lingerie Pictorial in FHM UK

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Tricia Helfer Black Lingerie Pictorial in FHM UK

Tricia Helfer is pluri-talented and multitasking. She’s not only Canadian, but also an actress and a model. Tricia is also known for having cleaned a few stadium-size floors using only her bare knees. And speaking of cleaning, she can form a void in the back of her neck and clean sperm from an ejaculating penis down to the last molecule using just her mouth!

Apparently she can also utter: “look ma, no hands” while sucking in the air and spermatozids… Here’s some pics of Tricia Helfer in a black lingerie magazine pictorial for FHM.

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Krista Allen Came Closest to the Oscars via George Clooney’s Sperm

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Krista Allen

Apparently Krista Allen is some sort of American “Cineporn” actress which was featured in a few soap operas that were so close to pure trash that the garbage men which made sweet oral love to her stayed behind to clean up the mess. Krista also stared, and by stared I mean she was filmed while mostly on her knees and with her mouth full – preventing Oscar level acting, as I was saying, stared in the Emmanuelle in Space series.

But the peek of Krista’s career was when George Clooney ejaculated in her back in 2002. And Clooney’s sperm is the closest she managed to come, and will ever get for that matter, to an Oscar…

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Megan Fox Is No 1 Out of FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2008

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Megan Fox Is FHM\'s 100 Sexiest Woman in the World 2008

9 million FHM readers managed to stop masturbating long enough to cast their vote in the 14th edition of the magazine’s ’sexiest’ poll, for Megan Fox. As such Megan Fox is now the no 1 out of FHM’s 100 most raw female meat-puppets worldwide. And yes, I do mean that she was voted the sexiest woman in the world. And by a meat puppet I actually mean the flesh around a vagina that has been shaped to perfection through surgical interventions to fit a commercial stereotype… naaah, I’m gonna give up while I’m ahead…

According to the complete FHM top ten, Megan Fox managed to best Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Scarlett Johansson, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Tricia Helfer, Blake Lively and Kate Beckinsale.

But what the magazine failed to tell its readers is that Megan Fox also out-performed the waves of pure sexiness emanating from the Vicar of Buddha, none other than Pope Benedict XVI formerly known as Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, a herd of unmilked cows, and redneck extravaganza on parade Britney Spears…

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Photoshoot

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Photoshoot

This is absurd!!! By my calculations, including the law of relativity, Elizabeth Hurley is relatively on the edge of that age when the vagina dries up, losses elasticity and is so used that it qualifies as a piece of worn out linoleum. Yes, Elizabeth Hurley is in her 40s, but still, rather courageously, featuring her old flesh in bikini pictorials…

And with menopause having hit some 10 or something years ago, the British actress wants to play hide the anchor with your mast! I am uphold by the amount of photo editing it has gone into these pics to make Elizabeth Hurley look 39…

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Gisele Bundchen Looks Zeeexy for a Transvestite for DT Magazine

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Gisele Bundchen Zeeexy

Nothing much to say about Gisele Bundchen’s pics from the DT Magazine pictorial. Yes there’s a breast there somewhere and that body is rather inviting, but that face… Obviously I managed to play around with this picture and get Gisele Bundchen’s inner tranny to the surface. But you have to admit it that she makes an excellent transvestite!

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Three 6 Mafia Feat.DJ Unk - I’d Rather

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I like having sex but I’d rather get some head… this is how I feel when I’m lazy in the morning…

Miranda Kerr Bikini Fiesta

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Miranda Kerr Bikini Fiesta

You can say what you will, Miranda Kerr is going to remain a superb piece of meat dressed in a bikini to me. I am sure that flocks of unmilked demented feminists will gather without hesitation around my penis and pluck at it like famished sperm sucking parasites because of what I’ve said about Miranda Kerr. But truth be told, bikini model Miranda’s best assets span from her cellulite to her bear bones…

Underneath all that bikini swimwear, and that beautifully smile, like a sheep that’s about to vomit a few kilos of semi-digested grass, Miranda has failed to form a comprehensive thought in all of her life! And no! the mantra suck! suck! suck! swallow! does not count as a thought!

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Penelope Cruz Strips Down for Hot Scenes with Sir Ben Kingsley

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Penelope Cruz Topless

The audience’s pulses are bound to go through the roof while watching Penelope Cruz’s hot new movie. In the film, the Spanish actress strips off for a topless scene with none other than Sir Ben Kingsley. “Going topless is not my favorite thing. It’s a little tough for my parents” she said in the past. It appears that her mother Encarna, and father, Eduardo, have failed to exhibit the same amount of enthusiasm as you perverts when Penelope Cruz bares all.

But the Spanish star’s latest movie, based on Philip Roth’s short novel The Dying Animal, is nothing short of pure art. You can download the uncensored pics here penelope-cruz.

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Lorena Ayala Pictorial Shoot Magazine

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Lorena Ayala Pictorial Shoot Magazine

Miss Spain in 2001 at age of 17, Lorena Ayala has a little Spanish and Dutch blood running through her veins. Here are some pics of Lorena as a bikini model.

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Hustler Lingerie Video

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When I was younger and still had to experience the boredom that comes inherent to making sweet love to the same woman twice, I thought very little about sexual props, lingerie being one of them… And I do mean lingerie, not the horse diapers your mother is wearing, and not generic underwear… Back then I thought that my prop was more than sufficient to do all the heavy lifting… Well I have grown up since then… and trust me, my prop loooooves some accessories… and black, white, pink lingerie, corsets and so on and so forth are a delight!

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