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Angelina Jolie and her lesbian prop of a wife Brad Pitt are emigrating to Europe. Brangelina, which is essentially an offspring producing and adopting enterprise, are planning, and by “are” I actually mean Angelina, because Brad is just an accessory, planning to Europenize their Hollywood-aristocratic family patched together from pieces collected all over the world.
Adding to this imperfect recipe, Angelina Jolie used Brad Pitt’s rejected sperm to impregnate herself. As you can see, she looked better, but considering that a laxative-induced abortion is not an option, Angelina needs to pop first before she will get back to her old self, namely prime material for your masturbatory practices.
The images feature Brad Pitt carrying daughter Zahara, 3, a huge pregnant Angelina Jolie in the south of France on Saturday. Angelina took a helicopter ride to visit a property in Monaco, and took some comfy underwear and Brad Pitt along… yes, she does have her priorities.
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
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- Angelina Jolie and Her Wife Brad Pitt Are Emigrating to Europe
Pictures courtesy of SplashNews and JustJared.
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