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Well, it’s not enough that Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana came on the edge of porn with her pictorial for Vanity Fair magazine, but now the Disney $1 billion-by-18 wild, wild, wild wonder has got an open invitation from none other than world war 1 survivor and Playboy patron Hugh Hefner to exhibit her naked self in… you might have guessed this… Playboy…
“Certainly she’d be welcome to the magazine. She’s a very pretty lady,” Hugh Hefner babbled deliriously in his old age, between sessions of urinal incontinence.
At that point in his life when diapers represent not so much a return to the origins but an indication of complete senility, great great great great great great great oooold and decrepit (I think I already mentioned senile) grandfather Hugh Hefner spat out the following about the pseudo-pornographic performance Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana pulled for Vanity Fair: “To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos — I think it’s a reflection of how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”
I am sure glad that Hef had his first semi-coherent thought since he hit pension time 50 years ago, but a naked pictorial of still 15 year old Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana in Playboy might not be the best idea that went through his head in this life… In fact a Hannah going full naked for a Playboy spread is on the same level of basic thoughts as “food” and “gaga”, and the natural reflex to defecate when bright light hits his eyes for Hefner.
But then again Miley does show a lot of potential…
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