
All that I can say is that Miley Cyrus’ discardable set of parents must be proud. And I do mean proud much in the same manner as when I say artistic and actually mean pornographic. Daddy and mommy Cyrus need to do one of two things.
Either get the Hannah Montana star a proper high-resolution video camera and at least a partner, or a gang of partners… What! They’ve got the money! Or do the exact opposite and make sure that Miley is never touched, never comes in contact or in the proximity of technology, especially if it vibrates…
Hey, I’m turning a new page in my life! You know the Silence of the Lambs? Riiight! Well I’m gonna gather around a bunch of virgins, extract their hymens and make a pair of sexy thong lingerie for me… Sweet! And just in case you were asking, yeeees, I am disturbed! My disturbed level is Michael Jackson, plus a mix of urine therapists, a sprinkle of those old perverts dressed in skirts leading the orthodox church and Prince Charles of England. Now that’s just sick if you ask me…
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