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New Movie Releases: Choke (2008)

New Movie Releases: Choke (2008)

Now, there are a bunch of Choke movies so be sure to look out for the date. For all you illiterate perverts out there, who only read the subtitles on German porn flicks, the movie is based on Chuck Palahniuk’s novel Choke. Yes, that’s the same guy who wrote Fight Club.

Why am I interested? Because apparently this is a dirty-minded satirical-psychotic comedy. Vulgar, profane, obscene are just sweet epithets to my ears… I generally manage to do much worse on a daily basis. Did I mention that the main character is a sex addict?

Chanelle Hayes Hot Pictorial

Chanelle Jade Hayes is a singer, ex-British reality television contestant and one hot lingerie model. She became famous by appearing on the Channel 4 reality show “Big Brother” in 2007 when she was 19 years old. But who cares about that?! Just look at these pictures: she’s one hot lingerie model / singer / ex-contestant. Enjoy!!!Chanelle Hayes

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Elisha Cuthbert Pictorial

Elisha Ann Cuthbert is a Canadian actress. She had her first lead role in the 2004 feature film “The Girl Next Door”. She has had starring roles in the 2005 “House of Wax” and the 2007 horror film “Captivity”. She is always present in the annual Top 100 Sexiest/Hottest babes lists of magazines like “FHM” and “Maxim” . “Maxim” magazine named her #92 in its 2006 Hot 100 list, and features her in their Girls of Maxim Gallery. Most recently, Cuthbert was ranked #10 by AskMen.com readers in the list “Top 99 Women of 2007″. Enjoy!!!Elisha Cuthbert

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New Movie Releases: “City of Ember” 2008 Trailer

City of Ember

Here is the new movie release “City of Ember” 2008 Trailer. For generations, the people of the City of Ember have flourished in an amazing world of the underground filled with glittering lights. But Ember’s powerful generator is failing … and the great lamps that illuminate the city are starting to flicker. Now, two teenagers must search Ember for clues that will unlock the ancient mystery of the city’s existence, and help all the citizens escape. Enjoy!!!

Pamela Anderson vs. Lindsay Lohan Flashing Vogue

Pamela Anderson vs. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt  Vomit

What better way to a fast an effortless heart attack brought on by repeated and perpetual convulsions due to the basic vomit reflex, than watching old and and used up vagina on display! Here you have a sample of labia worn out beyond recognition from none other than Pamela Anderson and Lindsay Lohan.

Pammy was attending the 50th birthday of French fashion designer Christian Audigier, while Lohan managed to be a parasite in Cannes…

Such class, style, high fashion, elegance, perfection, impeccable taste… Only transvestite prostitutes squirming on their knees for the last few drops of sperm ejaculated on the asphalt by homeless sexually diseased beggars can match Pamela and Lindsay in terms of upskirt vogue…

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictorial

Jennifer Nicole Lee is someone with a career, children, who is sexy, fun, happy and fit. Crowned Ms. Bikini America 2004, Jennifer Nicole Lee is also known as JNL. With swimsuit calendars, workout DVDs, magazine covers, a swimsuit line, endorsement deals, and her own book, Jennifer Nicole Lee has clearly transformed herself from an overweight mom to a sex goddess. Since shedding the excess weight and upping her sexy image, Jennifer has posed for magazines such as “Maxim”, “FHM”, “Body Fitness International”. Enjoy!!!

Jennifer Nicole Lee

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Emma Watson Pictorial

Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson is a French-born English actress. Emma has achieved worldwide fame as Hermione Granger in the “Harry Potter” movie series. Watson was cast as Hermione at the age of nine, having acted only in school plays. In 2007, Watson announced her involvement in two non-Harry Potter productions: the made-for-television adaptation of the novel “Ballet Shoes” and an animated film, “The Tale of Despereaux”. “Ballet Shoes” was broadcast on Boxing Day 2007 to an audience of 5.2 million and “The Tale of Despereaux”, based on the book by Kate DiCamillo, will be released in 2008. Enjoy!!!Emma Watson

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Miley Cyrus Needs a Partner to Take “Artistic” Photos of Her

Miley Cyrus

All that I can say is that Miley Cyrus’ discardable set of parents must be proud. And I do mean proud much in the same manner as when I say artistic and actually mean pornographic. Daddy and mommy Cyrus need to do one of two things.

Either get the Hannah Montana star a proper high-resolution video camera and at least a partner, or a gang of partners… What! They’ve got the money! Or do the exact opposite and make sure that Miley is never touched, never comes in contact or in the proximity of technology, especially if it vibrates…

Hey, I’m turning a new page in my life! You know the Silence of the Lambs? Riiight! Well I’m gonna gather around a bunch of virgins, extract their hymens and make a pair of sexy thong lingerie for me… Sweet! And just in case you were asking, yeeees, I am disturbed! My disturbed level is Michael Jackson, plus a mix of urine therapists, a sprinkle of those old perverts dressed in skirts leading the orthodox church and Prince Charles of England. Now that’s just sick if you ask me…

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Amy Winehouse Is a Genuine Bond Girl

Amy Winehouse Is a Genuine Bond Girl

Believe it or not but Amy Winehouse is a genuine Bond girl. Winehouse told James Bond film bosses that it’s time to get off the pot or choose the theme tune for new 007 blockbuster Quantum Of Solace she recorded. The drug addicted singer claims that she overdosed Quantum Of Solace with all the material she produced.

“I’ve done loads of Bond songs, there are loads of good ones I’m really happy with. I don’t know what is wrong with them or what the problem is, to be honest. It’s there, ready and done, and it’s up to them if they want it or not,” Winehouse told the Daily Star.

In addition, the James Bond makers also want Winehouse to play stunt double for the chimpanzee burnt victims… The great appeal is for the low quantities of make-up they will have to use…

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Jaime Pressly Fashion Pictorial

Jamie Pressly is an American Emmy Award-winning actress and in these pictures one fine fashion model. Jaime Pressly’s beautiful face and body helped her make a name for herself in the fashion world, but now she is better known in the movie industry due to her blossoming acting talent. With multiple Emmy nominations under her belt and a 2007 Emmy win for her efforts, she has established herself as a solid talent. Now here are some great pictures of the fashion model Jamie Pressly. Enjoy!!!

Jaime Pressly

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