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Britney Spears’ Mutated Anus Grows Hair and Sings Better than Her

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World, are you ready for this? Britney Spears is about to get upstaged and outperformed!!! Hmmm, yes I appreciate that such a scenario is normally not going to cause much stir, if any! Taking the center stage from Britney Spears in terms of musical talent, intelligence and beauty is like nailing Buddha to the cross. The fat son of god will thank you afterward, and Britney will perform what she performs best… fellatio…

But this time around pop red neck Britney Spears is upstaged and outperformed by her own anus. The anal mutant not only sings better than she does, but also actually grows hair which she apparently is useless at shaving like she did on her head. And you’d think that by now she would have enough practice to shave a sheep with a blunt razor holding it between her breasts…

But hey… At least they trained her to wear underwear… Now if they’ll be able to train her to keep all that nasty hair in her panties… I understand that no one is hitting that, you’d have to trick a blind horse to get that job done, but Britney Spears has sunk to a new low… She can top this if she’ll stop washing next! Now those will be some candid, sweet upskirt pictures…

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Miranda Kerr Lingerie Pictorial

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Miranda Kerr is an Australian fashion model. She started her modeling career at age 13 when she won the 1997 Dolly/Impulse Modeling Competition. She appeared on the pages of such illustrious publications as “Elle”, “Harper’s Bazaar”, “Vogue”. And after she landed a coveted gig as one of the faces of Maybelline her profile went through the roof. Now here are some pictures of the Australian fashion model topless. Enjoy!!!

Miranda Kerr

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New Movie Releases: Bolt 2008 Trailer

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Here is the new movie release from the guys at Pixar: Bolt. The “super-dog” named Bolt (voice of John Travolta) has lived his whole life on the set of his action TV show, where he believes he has superpowers. When he is accidentally shipped from his Hollywood soundstage to New York City, he begins his biggest adventure yet—a cross-country journey through the real world. Armed only with the delusions that all his amazing feats and powers are real, and with the help of two unlikely traveling companions: a jaded, abandoned house-cat named Mittens (voice of Susie Essman) and a TV-obsessed hamster in a plastic ball named Rhino, Bolt discovers he doesn’t need superpowers to be a hero.

As a bonus for our readers here is Miley Cyrus (who is the voice of Penny, Bolt’s friend and co-star on the tv show) saying a few words about the movie. Enjoy!!!

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Raffaella Fico Bikini Pictorial

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Raffaella Fico is one hot bikini model from Napoli. Like so many other models before her, she was a contestant on the TV show Big Brother. In the summer of 2007 she was crowned Miss Grand Prix. Now I didn’t find anything else about her so I’ll let you enjoy these hot pictures.

Raffaella Fico

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Miley Cyrus Still Hurting over Vanity Fair Fiasco Releases 7 Things Music Video

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Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana posed almost naked for a pictorial in Vanity Fair magazine a while back, sometime in April 2008. Apparently the sight of suggestively nude Miley Cyrus failed to be digested as high art by the public worldwide. The poor little actress and singer is still feeling the pain and hurt from the feedback the Vanity Fair pictorial generated.

Miley Cyrus: “I was embarrassed… but also it’s like, every career thing that I do can’t be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong.”

Translation: “You perverts make me sick! I am perfect when I’m naked! But it looks like you are going to still have to resort to your imagination when masturbating! Tough luck!”

Miley Cyrus: “I don’t think people will look at me any differently because they’re like, ‘You know what, I’m going to do stupid stuff too, and I’m going to make mistakes, and that’s fine’. It still hurts when I think about it. That doesn’t mean that I’m not going to make mistakes and do things that everyone’s going to be happy with … there’s no such thing as perfection.”

Translation: “You need to get a life! I’m all naked inside my soul! If you want to live in a perfect world where 15 year olds are still virgins, that’s fine! Be ignorant like that! Anyway… my 7 Things music video is out… No I’m not nude, although that was the initial plan.”

Adabel Guerrero Has Gold Nipples in a Superb Pictorial for Maxim Magazine

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Adabel Guerrero

Adabel Guerrero is topless and with gold nipples in a superb pictorial for Maxim magazine. Now the fact of the matter is that you can’t really see anything because of the bloody cat and the censorship. Yes, I feel like slapping myself and go stand in my corner every time I have to censor a bare vagina or breast. But then again I can always provide you with the download link for Adabel Guerrero exhibiting her naked body for Maxim. Hey. nobody’s perfect!

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Ellen Roche Black Lingerie Pictorial

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Ellen Rocche , also known as Ellen Roche, is a Brazilian actress and fashion model. She started her career on the Brazilian channel SBT with a Sunday TV program called “Qual e a musica?”( that is “What’s the music?”). Ellen Roche was also featured on the Dream Girl Cam, for the Venice Online website and played a Brazilian version of the Lara Croft character, to promote the movie Tomb Raider in Brazil. Now enjoy the fashion model.

Ellen Roche

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Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard Are Overdressed with Just One Piece of Lingerie On

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Lucy Pinder Sophie Howard

These images of Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard overdressed with just one piece of lingerie on each remind me of a much happier time in my life, when I was younger and more innocent and used to put women up on pedestals…

Now I got just one pedestal left for the girls in my life, and it’s all erect. I even have a “metric” system in place to judge them beauty- , creativity-, elegance-, femininity- and intelligence-wise. If they drop down do their knees the way I like them to they score a point, if they suck like on the mother of all lollipops, another point, if they can create a pseudo-vacuum at the back of their throats while sucking, another point…

If I reach and go beyond the back of their throats without them choking, point, if they choke, point all the same… I have to give them some credit for trying. If they swallow, point, if they lick it clean, point… And so on and so forth. The amazing thing is that I meet quite a lot of very beautiful, and smart, and elegant young ladies that score an incredible high number of points… That’s always nice…

But now I look at these pictures of Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard and all I see is two prostitutes fighting over the last drop of sperm on a $1 bill while pointlessly exhibiting their bare breasts around… Useless topless display… The uncensored pictures can be downloaded from here.

Lucy Pinder Sophie Howard

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Ariadne Artiles Bikini Pictorial

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Ariadne Artiles is one hot fashion model from Gran Canaria. She was an aspiring psychologist, but that little problem of “you’re ridiculously gorgeous” arose and swept her into the world of modeling. Who needs brains when you got looks. Sad but true.

She moved to Europe, were Ariadne traveled to such places as Paris and Milan, where her first big break came in a campaign for Abercrombie & Fitch. She also appeared in ads for such brands as: Anna Mora, Axe, Garnier, La Perla, Nautica, Rosa Clará, and Triumph.

Enjoy the hot fashion model!!!

Ariadne Artiles

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New Movie Releases: RocknRolla 2008 Trailer

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RocknRolla

Here is Guy Ritchie’s new movie release “RocknRolla”. The film follows a Russian mobster who orchestrates a crooked land deal, putting millions of dollars up for grabs and attracting all of the criminal underworld. Everyone from a dangerous crime lord to a sexy accountant, a corrupt politician and down-on-their-luck petty thieves conspire, collude and collide with one another in an effort to get rich quick.

Butler stars as One Two, a street-smart mobster who has learned to play both sides of the fence, and Wilkinson is playing the lethal head mobster, Lenny Cole, part of London’s old mob regime, which is quickly losing ground to the wealthier foreign mob. Newton acts as One Two’s love interest, Stella, an accountant with ties to the underworld, and Elba acts as Mumbles, One Two’s partner. Bridges is playing Roman, an American trying to break into the music scene in London.

There are few directors in the world today who are as unique as Guy Ritchie. His films, everything from “Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells” to “Snatch”, have a quality that is all their own. But Ritchie hasn’t had anything pack a punch like this since “Snatch” came out in 2001. I must say, this looks like a brilliant return to form.

Enjoy the trailer and the pictures!!!

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