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Kate Beckinsale recently had an unexpected burst of intelligence, and by unexpected burst of intelligence I actually mean the same level of coherent cognitive thoughts (yes, I’ll wait while you look cognitive in the dictionary) as a brain dead sheep on speed smashing its head in a pile of fecal matter, and told Glamour magazine the following:
“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”
Somebody, anybody, please make Kate slap her self unconscious and then send her to her corner! My ex girlfriend was an excellent cook! And I mean excellent, really creative, imaginative, just a superb talent… But her superb culinary talents were shamed by her sexual performances! One night with that girl and I felt like I had been run over by a horde of nymphomaniac prostitutes out for a sex marathon. Can you guess why I fell in love with her?
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