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I personally believe that U.S. Americans… These are the famous first words of what has got to be by now the world’s most retarded Miss-mutant somewhere in the U.S. that she isn’t capable of showing on a map… And here’s another one… Miss USA 2008, Crystle Stewart eating the floor with her fat, over sized ass at the Miss Universe competition in Taiwan.
I mean for Buddha’s sake, you can teach them to kneel down, train them to suck to perfection, and to enjoy swallowing, you can even get them to play nice with a mouthfull of sperm without regurgitating… But when it comes to standing up… or using their legs for walking forward and not standing on all fours, or for spreading… this is what happens…
This is what I actually think happened… The bitch saw all the men in the audience and thought that this was the night she was training for all her life… and immediately tried to assume a comfortable position… Sweet!
Oh yeah… I also included pictures of Dayana Sabrina Mendoza Moncada (born retarded on June 1, 1986 in Caracas, Venezuela), Miss Venezuela in 2007 and now Miss Universe 2008. I am more than sure that Tom Cruise’s prostitute God is objecting to this farce… because he’s Miss Universe…
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- Miss Universe Dayana Sabrina Mendoza Moncada
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- miss-usa-2008-crystle-stewart
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