. Natalie Portman is in love. Nothing wrong with that, you’d think. Well … think again.
The monkey impersonator in the picture above is the “man” in question, Devendra Banhart, a Venezuelan-American folk rock singer-songwriter and musician. According to Wikipedia, his music has been classified as indie folk, psych folk, Naturalismo, and New Weird America. The last one sounds like the perfect description, if you ask me.
Now, I know love makes you do crazy things. Been there, done that. But hey, at least nobody has a video of me, right? Natalie’s “proof of love” will surely be on YouTube long after the romance will have passed. And trust me: it shall pass. One morning the psychedelic stuff he’s got her on will wear off … and the prince will once again turn into a hairy frog.
Watch the public humiliation of the beautiful and talented Natalie Portman. I could look up the name of the song, but I bet you couldn’t care less.
you are nothing more than an uncultured idiot with a limited sense of visual and musical aesthetic. whereas you may see this as a humiliating moment in natalie portman’s career, it is irrefutable that devendra banhart is a musician whose influential and successful body of work dwarfs your forgettable, shortsighted attempt at sensationalist journalism. it is you who is far more worthy of the pity you attempted to elicit for natalie portman, who likely judges people based on their interests and the quality of their character, as opposed to your technique of judging people based on how much your c**t slobbers when you look at them.
Jon I bet you’re a friend of Devendra Banhart hahahaha
amyway now i’m sure i have a chance to f*** natalie if she’s F***** this kind of looser