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This is the day when young catholic schoolgirls worldwide got nauseous and tingly all over and started rubbing their perky and erect clitorises through their tidy-whiteys at the news that the Dalai Lama was hospitalized… And yes… If there were any doubts that there’s something wrong with me, the picture in my head involving catholic schoolgirls masturbating at the perspective of Dalai Lama’s death, is palpable proof that I’m right on the edge of Nirvana…
Hey… Let me make this perfectly clear… I mean what the f… We all know that the No. 1 Hitler fan, also known as Pope Benedict XVI, formerly fellatio master for the Hitler Youth as Joseph Ratzinger, is a worthless piece of castrated cardinal excrement.
But this is the Dalai Lama we are talking about. He had to be hospitalized because of abdominal pains? You have got to be kidding me… I thought all these Buddha wannabes could walk on water, and levitate, and use ninja weapons even as infants… And also… The very purpose of a hospital is to provide access to modern medicine.. So… India… Riiiiight!!! Can you say Zen-voodoo and stripping with burning aroma therapy sticks???
Apparently the one and only Buddhist warrior princess Dalai Lama was hospitalized in Mumbai’s Lilavati Hospital in India with a tummy ache… well, he may not have a shot at modern medicine, but at least he’s got a spokesman Tenzin Takla, who said: “Since tests haven’t begun yet, we don’t know what the ailment is. Medical tests will begin on Friday. The Dalai Lama was admitted to hospital because of some abdominal discomfort.”
Hey?!?!? Since when is fresh sperm from young Zen aprendices an aliment?
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