Penelope Cruz Isn’t What She Used to Be but She Is in St. Tropez

Penelope Cruz Isn\'t What She Used to Be but She Is in St. Tropez

Look at it any way you like, but Penelope Cruz isn’t what she used to be. But she is in St. Tropez in a very sexy grandma bikini. I must confess that I never went younger than 16 as far as girls are concerned. Well, maybe 15 and a tad… almost 16… Hey, I was equally young at the time and barely aware of what I was doing, so it’s perfectly legal…

Anyway… if you were to look at the ambulant mummy that is Madonna from a distance, only from a safe distance, you might be fooled into thinking that with a bit of yoga, a daily overdose on bovine growth hormones, fat free yogurt, and diet composed of horse testicle salads might trick old age and not transform you into a pension candidate…

But old is inevitable… Just look at Penelope Cruz… Can you imagine what she was like at 16?

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