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Rihanna Super Sexy Performance…

Simultaneously singing and masturbating is a performance that only a goddess like Rihanna can pull off. And of course, those high-pitch screams are camouflaging more than high notes in a song… but there’s nothing like an on-stage orgasm…

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Miss America, Katie Stam: Mooooooooo!!!

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Really now? In what deep, forgotten barn in Indiana did they have to dig to get this pour specimen out? This is the new miss America or the remake of 300 with lesbian-amazons? Who gave this pour Indiana native inbreed female all you can ingest and inject access to the national U.S. steroids resources?

On the other hand… look at the size of the mouth this petite miss managed to grow… She looks like she’s been practicing on all the horses in the farm, don’t she, y’all?

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Alessandra Ambrosio Super Hot Bikini Pictorial

Yes, act all Mother Teresa on me… No really, go ahead and tell me that Alessandra Ambrosio, kneeled down just in her bikini, curved her back like that by accident… Tell me that she’s not used to being filled good at both ends…

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Now this Is what I call a Commercial

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Oscar 2009 Nominations

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Best Picture
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

Best Song
Peter Gabriel, “Down To Earth,” WALL-E
A.R. Rahman, “Jai Ho,” Slumdog Millionaire
M.I.A. and A.R. Rahman, “O… Saya,” Slumdog Millionaire

Best Score
Alexandre Desplat , The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
James Newton Howard, Defiance
Danny Elfman, Milk
A.R. Rahman, Slumdog Millionaire
Thomas Newman, WALL-E

Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, Doubt
Viola Davis, Doubt
Penelope Cruz, Vicky Christina Barcelona
Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler

Best Supporting Actor
Josh Brolin, Milk
Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road

Best Actress
Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
Meryl Streep, Doubt
Kate Winslet, The Reader
Angelina Jolie, Changeling
Melissa Leo, Frozen River

Best Actor
Richard Jenkins, The Visitor
Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn, Milk
Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

Best Director
David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon
Gus Van Sant, Milk
Stephen Daldry, The Reader
Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire

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Is Miley World Past Retard Land?

Whatever You Do! Do Not Click on this Picture of Madonna!!!

Trust me on this one… Madonna in 1979 was somewhere between Bigfoot and Sasquatch when it came down to let her labia and vagina go unshaved. Somewhere between an anti-hygienic statement and a breeding a weapon to mentally imbalance onlookers, Madonna got $25 to spread her legs and let the Sascrotch breathe a tad. The image featuring all of Madonna’s talents, hey that thing could, on good days, blow balloons out of vaginal mucus and juices, even with the hair haging down to the knees, will be sold for between $10,000 and $15,000 at Christies.

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Is Katy Perry Taking Artistic Portraits of Herself???!!!

Well, you are one click away from finding out if Katy Perry is indeed naked in the picture associated with this post! Well… please allow me to dispel the suspense… Katy Perry is completely nude, and taking a candid, Kodak moment digital memory of herself…

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New Movie Releases: Crank 2 - High Voltage Official Trailer

Another one? Is it the financial crisis or are the money hungry Hollywood movie geniuses too lazy and scared to invest in something new and are going for a sure shot?