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Is Miley World Past Retard Land?

Miley Cyrus Did What to Her Uvula?

Really now… This is just too easy…

What Happens When You Introduce Retards to Technology

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Do you know what happens when you introduce technology to a retard? well… it goes like this… Miley Cyrus got a camera… and she took scantly clothed pictures of herself… she got an email account and it got hacked just and… surprise surprise! .. new scantly clothed pictures of herself… nice! and then Miley Cyrus got an YouTube account… it too got hacked, but this time she was dead! This is the message that got posted:

” Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we’ll never forget you!

Ha!”

The Hacker Who Leaked Miley Cyrus’ Private Photos Raided by FBI

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Earlier this year, a hacker going by the aliases of “TrainReq,” “Rockz” and “h4x,”managed to break into Miley Cyrus’ Gmail account after he social engineered a MySpace employee in order to get access to the administrative panel and to various pieces of information, including account names and passwords stored in clear text.

But the FBI has caught up with the hacker who has leaked numerous provocative photos of the Hannah Montana star. Miley was using the Loco92 password on several accounts, and this permitted the hacker to get his hands on some rather spicy photographs of the Disney pop wonder that she was spreading around like candy.

After the hacker was turned down by various media outlets that were not interested in acquiring the images afther finding out the manner in which they had been obtained, he released them to the public. It was not only this but additional hacking actions that got the FBI on the hacker’s tracks.

The authorities caught up with the 19-year-old hacker in Murfreesboro, Tennessee on Monday. No arrests and no charges have been made at this point in time, but following the raid electronic equipment, including three computers were seized.

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Miley Cyrus with a Mouthful of White… Immaculate… Ice Cream

Miley Cyrus with a Mouthful of White... Immaculate... Ice Cream

Miley Cyrus with a mouthful of white… immaculate… ice cream… Just close your eyes… or keep them opened… still, you’ll have to use your imagination a tad… Miley with the mouth full of ice cream (yeah, right!) hot white ice cream (you did get it that I’m not talking about ice cream right?) running down her throat… Miley Cyrus swallowing like a good little girl…

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Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus at MTV Video Music Awards

Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus at MTV Video Music Awards

Here are some pictures of Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan at MTV Video Music Awards and also some very hot pictures of Rihanna from her Disturbia show at the VMA. Enjoy!!!

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Sexy Lingerie and Bikini - Leaked Pictures of Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, is on a mission… a mission to make daddy proud! Yes… Every father wants to see his daughter ending up either as a prostitute, a porn actress or a stripper… Speaking realistically now… The vast majority of my girlfriends would qualify for the above said ideals of femininity…

And yes, I do have video and pictures… This doesn’t mean that I’m going to release anything… If I ever get hacked like Miley, or if I’ll leak them that will be the end of anonymity for me. And talk about my female friends… I’ve been dealing with some very, very, very talented women…

I’ve never been a big fan of virginity, or purity… or anything accidental that people are born with… or of the artificial good-girl image of Miley Cyrus, or other virgin-retards pop uber-stars…

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Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana Is a Miracle of Retard… No Really!

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How do I say this nice… Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana star is nothing short of a miracle of retard. And whoever is training her to speak, or about the subjects she should approach, is failing miserably and doing a terribly poor job! Just take into account the epitomes of mental handicap the teen pop start and Britney Spears wannabe managed to cough up for the TV Guide…

Miley: “I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City.”

Translation: I can’t wait to start slutting and whoring myself around…

Miley on the pseudo-naked Vanity Fair pictures: “I don’t dwell on the negativity. I want to be a positive role model, so we just try to keep [that stuff] as much not talked about as possible.”

Translation: “I loved getting naked! Mommy and daddy were cheering while I was stripping! It was my 5 year old anniversary party yet again!

Miley on her fame: “It was insane. All of a sudden I woke up one day and went to Macy’s and saw myself on a T-shirt. I feel empowered when I see my face on a T-shirt. A girl wouldn’t be wearing a shirt with me on it just because she liked my show. She must look up to me.”

Translation: “Did you see those pictures of me in the shower wearing nothing but a transparent and wet T-shirt?

Miley on purity: “I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand. Even at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall and I think if [staying a virgin] is a commitment girls make, that’s great.”

Translation: “Hahahahahahahaahahahaha! I get around! And a lot of hands have been on (read whatever preposition you please, including IN) me…”

Miley on God: “I don’t know what I would do without a God that blesses me with the ability to do this.”

Translation: “That Buddha sucker has nothing to do with this. It’s all me, baby! look at my semi-nude pictures and tell me if you see Jesus in there… See…!”

And last, but definitely not least, Miley on the 7 things she couldn’t do without:

1) “The Bible. It’s my ‘how-to’ guide for life.”

Comment: No sweetheart, your bibles are the manuals for how to work the photo and video cameras in order to take nude pictures of yourself!

2) “My mommy!”

Comment: Well… She did get you naked in Vanity Fair!
3) “My Yorkie Roadie and my lovebird Zazu.”

Comment: Yea right! If it vibrates she’s calling it her best friend!
4) “Grilled cheese. Mmm…”

Comment: Sperm… Even yummier!
5) “Music and my beautiful Gibson guitar.”

Comment: Yes, music, not whatever she’s emitting out of her vocal cords…

6) “My black Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers.”

Comment: Because she can get them off in under a second, that’s still slower than she can jump out of her underwear…
7) “My Sidekick.”

Comment: No comment… yes she’s probably talking about a vibrator…

Miley Cyrus New Wild Photos via Hacked Email

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Miley Cyrus puts wild into the Disney teenage recipe… The Hannah Montana star is slowly but successfully transforming the Disney Channel into a hardcore version of Girls Gone Wild. A group of hackers claim to have successfully hacked Miley’s email account and have leaked the latest images of the teen-pop-princess-starlet in the usually adolescent, candid and scantly clothed photographic moments that seem to characterize better than everything this tumultuous age of 15 for Miley.

“Lol… A while back I haxed her email… might as well leak these photos… the pictures where sent to Nick Jonas from the fucking Jonas Brothers… LOL!” claims a hacker identified only as padillac.

Fact is that she’s going that extra mile to make her parents truly proud… She apparently still is quite the fan of various textile materials but my best guess is that once she turns 18 nothing will stop Miley Cyrus taking Hannah Montana on a trip to much simpler times, ruled by instincts and in direct connection with naked nature…

And say what you will but mommy and daddy are really proud of Miley’s stripper reflexes as they catalyzed and supervised an almost nude pictorial for Vanity Fair a while back.

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Miley Cyrus Still Hurting over Vanity Fair Fiasco Releases 7 Things Music Video

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Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana posed almost naked for a pictorial in Vanity Fair magazine a while back, sometime in April 2008. Apparently the sight of suggestively nude Miley Cyrus failed to be digested as high art by the public worldwide. The poor little actress and singer is still feeling the pain and hurt from the feedback the Vanity Fair pictorial generated.

Miley Cyrus: “I was embarrassed… but also it’s like, every career thing that I do can’t be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong.”

Translation: “You perverts make me sick! I am perfect when I’m naked! But it looks like you are going to still have to resort to your imagination when masturbating! Tough luck!”

Miley Cyrus: “I don’t think people will look at me any differently because they’re like, ‘You know what, I’m going to do stupid stuff too, and I’m going to make mistakes, and that’s fine’. It still hurts when I think about it. That doesn’t mean that I’m not going to make mistakes and do things that everyone’s going to be happy with … there’s no such thing as perfection.”

Translation: “You need to get a life! I’m all naked inside my soul! If you want to live in a perfect world where 15 year olds are still virgins, that’s fine! Be ignorant like that! Anyway… my 7 Things music video is out… No I’m not nude, although that was the initial plan.”