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Angelina Jolie Gets Interviewed

I haven’t listen to this! I really haven’t and I’m not going too. I care about Angelina Jolie like I care about the Pope getting raped by neo-nazis! Don’t even get me started on that vomit puppet Brad Pitt!

Angelina Jolie Pictures and Interview in the December UK Harper’s Bazaar

Angelina Jolie Pictures and Interview in the December UK Harper\'s Bazaar

On her children understanding violence: “Listen, my kids play video games. I let them play with toy soldiers. We don’t take war and violence lightly, but we don’t hide it from anybody. We say, ‘Mommy and Daddy have movies where we play these characters, but there’s real death and violence in the world.’ There’s a real responsibility there to create in their minds the difference between the two.”

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Angelina Jolie Looks Delicious on the Cover of British Harpers Bazaar

Angelina Jolie Looks Delicious on the Cover of British Harpers Bazaar

Angelina Jolie looks absolutly delicious on the cover of British Harpers Bazaar.

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Angelina Jolie - New Examples of Brad Pitt’s Private Photos of His Wife

Angelina Jolie - New Examples of Brad Pitt\'s Private Photos of His Wife

Brad Pitt has been whoring his wife and their marriage for quite some time now… and for record multi-million figures. But the latest example of the duo being sublime prostitutes are the images that Brad Pitt took of Angelina Jolieand then managed to sell to W Magazine. Should we expect a home made video real soon???

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Angelina Jolie: Adopt! Adopt! Adopt!

Angelina Jolie: Adopt! Adopt! Adopt!

On wanting them to see Mr and Mrs Smith: “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.”
On what the kids think of Mom and Dad: “What’s going to be funny is when they think Mom and Dad are a little bit cool because right now, we’re not cool Mom and Dad. . .Even video games, you know, it’s: ‘Mom, you can’t play this. You won’t know how.’ Oh, they all think I can’t do anything, that I’m just there to snuggle with. But the other day Madd said, ‘Can you do a cartwheel?’ And I said, ‘Yeah, I can.’ And he was like, ‘Wow, Mom.’ And I thought: ‘Oh, yeah. I can do some things. You wait. You’ll find out. I’m capable.’ ”

On worrying about Maddox and the Internet: “[He will] look up my name and see some kind of sexy pictures or read a story about himself that isn’t true. There’s a lot we’re going to have to explain to them about how public their family is.”

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Brad Pitt’s Exclusive Private Photos of Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt\'s Exclusive Private Photos of Angelina Jolie

Well… not so private anymore if you ask me… But hey… why wouldn’t you prostitute your woman around like a cheap… Right… Angelina Jolie has been whoring herself all her life, so the position is not new to her. My best guess is that it is Brad Pitt getting all wet in his pink panties when he’s shooting picture perfect portraits of his multicontinental so-called family.
Perfection has always disgusted me… Why? Because it’s unreal and unnatural… Perfection and nature are two concepts, two realities that never intersect… So when I see pure commercial products like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who at this point in their sorry, pathetic and empty lives can’t even swallow a mouth full of sperm without every publicist within three feet orgasming, pretending that they are happily married, I know that it’s just as artificial as the way they are collecting offspring like they were domestic rabbits.

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Brad Pitt Photographing Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt Is Lactose Intolerant for Angelina Jolie

I always knew that Pitt was a disgusting and worthless piece of meat, but this is absurd! The fact that he was taking pictures instead of milking Angelina for the last drop of milk proves nothing more.

Can you believe this! No! You have got to look at this picture of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding one of her twins (Knox or Vivienne) on the November 2008 cover of W Magazine, and ask what in the world was Brad Pitt doing playing around with a camera and taking pictures of his wife!

Angelina Jolie, now mother-of-six and successfully building her own multi-continental and pluri ethnic tribe was photographed in the backyard of her and Pitt’s French Chateau this August.

Angelina revealed to Parade: “I have two divorces behind me but I’m still good friends with both my exes, Billy Bob Thorton and Jonny Lee Miller. I’ve never had to deal with secrets from the men in my life because I’ve always married artists and they’re a very talkative and expressive bunch. I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

New Movie Releases: Changeling Trailer

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New movie releases: Come October 31st, 2008, Changeling will be released into theathers. Written by J. Michael Straczynski, directed by Clint Eastwood and staring Angelina Jolie, the movie looks promising.

Motherhood Has Not Been Easy on Angelina Jolie (Postpartum Depression)

Motherhood Has Not Been Easy on Angelina Jolie (Postpartum Depression)

Motherhood has not been easy on Angelina Jolie. The Wanted star is suffering from Postpartum Depression, with newborn twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon diagnosed with colic crying constantly in the background.

A source said: “Angelina slips into depression mode all the time. She has been trying to control her emotions around her older children but her mood swings have been hard on the entire family.

She has been staying in bed most of the time, all she does is sleep. She has little energy and has to force herself to remember to eat because she is still breast feeding. She cries at the drop of a hat and laughs at inappropriate times.

Angelina feels that Brad has it easy. He had the kids without the pain of birth, and he can just jet off whenever he feels like it.”

Tomb Raider’s New Lara Croft Is a Downgrade from Angelina Jolie

Tomb Raider\'s New Lara Croft Is a Downgrade from Angelina Jolie

Here name is Alison Carroll, and she is the new face of Lara Croft from the game Tomb Raider… Now, not talking specifically about the Tomb Raider game, but when you say Tomb Raider you automatically imply Angelina Jolie. And the truth of the matter is that every woman is a downgrade from Angelina Jolie…

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