Say what you will, but Jessica Alba is lost forever… to her new family. Here are some pictures of the carrier of the sweetest invisible vagina around taking her daughter Honor to a doctor’s appointment in LA. It’s a real shame that she’s waisting those perfect milk-filled breasts! A shame I tell you!
Christina Ricci goes back to her acting roots, all the way back to the Adam’s Family. No… I’m just kidding, she does have a scary face in some of the images you can see after the jump, but the Zeeexy face is of my making using some photo editing software.
In fact she does manage to look quite sexy and work the camera to her advantage at the the premiere of “Speed Racer” at the Tribeca Film Festival in New York City. Must be the red carpet…
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Susan Sarandon’s old bags on cleavage display… Remember when Susan Sarandon was on the cover of Rolling Stone? Young and pretty? Well, if you do, then you are tough out of luck because your ass is probably so old and saggy that you have to deal with osteoporosis, excretory incontinence and sclerosis… Plus pension troubles…
Sarandon also has to deal with those issues… but at the same time, now in her old age, she can have a little fun while playing with herself… Mainly kicking her massive old lady tits around. If you have some perverted fetishes involving granmaws’ used up, dried up tits, that have lived through the trauma of gravitation and breastfeeding and menopause, than by all means… Go ahead and enjoy yourself!
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After… Zeeeexy!
Ohmygawd, she ate Halle Berry!!! Who is this and what has she done with the X-Men’s Storm? Just let her pop already so we can have the good, old Halle back. Only that this time she will come with a little extra milk! But I don’t think you’ll mind that. I always recommend myself as NOT lactose intolerant. So…
And Before…
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Ooo daaa… Jennifer Love Hewitt breasts fiesta. I mean breastesses and cleavage! Superb, pur si simplu superb. Aproape ca nici nu am reusit sa ma uit la fatza stramba si retardata a jivinului care e accesoriul ei. I mean, tantia are niste sani superbi, shi i-a etalat for your viewing pleasure only la premiera filmului 27 Dresses. Cu decolteul ala in sala sunt sigur ca punctul focal din cinematograf n-a fost pe ecran… hai sa fim serioshi!
Mai jos avetzi si ocazia s-o vedeti in varianta after. Daca la premiera Jennifer e impecabila si sanii ei sunt mortali, in schimb intr-un bikini actritza se transforma din zana in zdreantza, una cam grasa…
Inainte…
Shi dupa…
Hai s-o spunem pe aia dreapta… Stars without makeup… Iaca o selectzie selecta de tanti di la Hollywood, sau di prin preajma, trase in poaze fara spoiala de rigoare. I mean Jesus!!! Stiu ca dati cu ochiul la cateva din zdrentzele astea si va activatzi glandele salivare, dar…
Acu avetzi ocazia sa dati un ochi in spatele cortinei de machiaj, ca sa zic asa. Ca sa vedeti ce poate sa faca un makeup stylist. Well, stars without makeup = regular people! Just take a long look, so it will stick in your brain. Data viitoare cand vedetzi vo vedeta sa va amintitzi cum arata cu adevarat - cu pungi sub ochi, cu cosuri, si cu piele rapanoasa. (Photos courtesy of In Touch Weekly)
Heidi Klum, Hayden Panettiere, Jessica Alba, Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Kate Hudson, Rihanna, Jennifer Garner, Melanie Brown, Sienna Miller, Sheryl Crow, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Hudson, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Sarah Jessica Parker.
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First post, popping the cherry so to speak… Here is Jessica Alba, you remember her dancing in Sin City and her splendid invisible vagina from Fantastic 4… Why before and after? Well because she managed to ruin her perfect little body by getting herself pregnant with Cash Warren. And anonymous assistant director on the set for Fantastic Four. You can see a comparison between some recent pics and the pictures done for Maxim in 2007. Just take a good, looooong look. And say your goodbyes…
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