Here is a sexy black lingerie pictorial of Katie Downes… What constantly continues to amazes me is the fact that Katie Downes, and other young ladies such as herself can still remember how to stand up straight and with their mouths closed after spending so much time on their knees with dropped jaws…
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This is the day when young catholic schoolgirls worldwide got nauseous and tingly all over and started rubbing their perky and erect clitorises through their tidy-whiteys at the news that the Dalai Lama was hospitalized… And yes… If there were any doubts that there’s something wrong with me, the picture in my head involving catholic schoolgirls masturbating at the perspective of Dalai Lama’s death, is palpable proof that I’m right on the edge of Nirvana…
Hey… Let me make this perfectly clear… I mean what the f… We all know that the No. 1 Hitler fan, also known as Pope Benedict XVI, formerly fellatio master for the Hitler Youth as Joseph Ratzinger, is a worthless piece of castrated cardinal excrement.
But this is the Dalai Lama we are talking about. He had to be hospitalized because of abdominal pains? You have got to be kidding me… I thought all these Buddha wannabes could walk on water, and levitate, and use ninja weapons even as infants… And also… The very purpose of a hospital is to provide access to modern medicine.. So… India… Riiiiight!!! Can you say Zen-voodoo and stripping with burning aroma therapy sticks???
Apparently the one and only Buddhist warrior princess Dalai Lama was hospitalized in Mumbai’s Lilavati Hospital in India with a tummy ache… well, he may not have a shot at modern medicine, but at least he’s got a spokesman Tenzin Takla, who said: “Since tests haven’t begun yet, we don’t know what the ailment is. Medical tests will begin on Friday. The Dalai Lama was admitted to hospital because of some abdominal discomfort.”
Hey?!?!? Since when is fresh sperm from young Zen aprendices an aliment?
Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes are Victoria’s Secret pure perfection. Here they are at the inauguration of Victoria’s Secret new “Supermodel Obsessions” lingerie line…
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Don’t expect very much from Babylon A.D., the director isn’t… Here is what Matthieu Kassovitz, the director of Babylon A.D. starring Vin Diesel has to say about the fiasco… I mean the picture:
“I’m very unhappy with the film… I never had a chance to do one scene the way it was written or the way I wanted it to be. The script wasn’t respected. Bad producers, bad partners, it was a terrible experience. I should have chosen a studio that has guts. Fox was just trying to get a PG-13 movie. I’m ready to go to war against them, but I can’t because they don’t give a shit.
Undeniably, Katy Perry is the new hot thing in pop… Oh, my bad… I mean alternative-punk-hardcore-underground choir music… Yes… she’s one guitar riff short of being as hardcore as Ricky Martin… And he’s soft, limp and passive…
On the other hand… I’ve heard this mutant pop sensation speak… Let me make this clear… Hitting a piece of wood against the asphalt is a rhetoric discourse compared to the sounds coming out of her mouth… Anyway…
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The Midnight Meat Train is bound not to get a whole lot of play… So chances are that it’s going to become a cult underground classic… Horror writer Clive Barker, although none too delighted with Hollywood studio Lionsgate, revealed that he is very proud that the movie is surviving the nonsense. People are getting to see the movie. It’s sort of starting to have a cult life.” He’s less positive in his feelings for Drake, calling him “small-minded” and a “nobody.”
“There’s room for everything. You don’t have to sh- on somebody else’s work to advance your own material..director Ryuhei Kitamura “made a f-ing great movie, and the politics that are being visited upon it have nothing to do with the movie at all. This is all about ego, and though I mourn the fact that ‘Midnight Meat Train’ was never given its chance in theaters, it’s a beautifully stylish, scary movie, and it isn’t going anywhere. People will find it, and whether they find it in midnight shows or they find it on DVD, they’ll find it, and in the end the Joe Drakes of the world will disappear.”
Kate Moss is referred to as the last of the supermodels… And that’s nothing short of being the last of the prostitutes if you ask me… To put it simply, prostitutes… ooops, I mean supermodels continue to exist long after Kate Moss has had her phenomenal impact on the world’s culture, philosophy, and history.
And by culture, philosophy, and history I actually mean fellatio marathones and heroin orgies… Here us a topless and nude pictorial of Kate Moss for Interview Magazine… The uncensored pictures are available for download here!!!
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If the lack of neurons would be an asset which could be monetized in hard cash… Diddy would be filthy rich…
Here what he has to say… “Gas prices are too motherf*****g high. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. F**K that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”
Here is a Krystal Forscutt fantasy bikini pictorial in Ralph Magazine…
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Tuxedo Hot: Brad Pitt and George Clooney at the Burn After Reading premiere, the 2008 Venice Film Festival. The two actors light up the evening at the Sala Grande on Wednesday in Venice, Italy. Pitt and Clooney were accompanied by Joel and Ethan Coen and actresses Frances McDormand and Tilda Swinton.
Emma Watson - Hermione Granger Performs Crotch Flashing Magic
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Penelope Cruz Strips Down for Hot Scenes with Sir Ben Kingsley
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Natalie Portman is Crazy (in Love)
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Does Rihanna Have a Perfectly Delicious and Sexy Nipple Piercing? Yes She Does
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Supermodels Gone Wild - Victoria’s Secret Best Meat Parades Sexy Lingerie & Bikini in a GQ Pictorial
What's the difference between a herd of bovine growth-hormones mutated cows and a flock of Victoria's Secret best supermodel meat parading their worthless flesh and cocaine saturated blood in sexy lingerie and bikini for a pictorial in GQ magazine?
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