Hollywooditoria

Paris Hilton wants the false rumors spreading and being spread about herself to stop… Yeah… Good luck with that… It’s not that they are claiming that Paris actually learned to use her head for something else than go up and down along with her mouth while performing fellatio, but it’s about mundane, boring stuff that by no means include a sequel to the already famous sex tape. Here is what the no.1 Hilton socialite has to say:

Paris: “Hey guys, hope you all had a great weekend. Once again, I am blown away by more lies that are going around, and wanted to clear them up with all of you. I’m sick of Page Six and other gossip sites printing completely false stories. It’s not fair because these lies then spread like wildfire online and people begin to believe they are true, just because they read the same story on so many different sites. I am tired of not commenting on the rumors I hear and I think it’s fair for you to know the truth.

From now on I plan to address these when they come to my attention. I still do not know why these stories get so much circulation-they cross the line between silly tabloid gossip into hateful speculating. They involve completely false rumors about not only what I allegedly do, but about the people in my personal life and family.

Page Six reported that I have moved into Benji’s neighborhood, and that Nicole is upset by this…SO NOT TRUE! First of all, I don’t even live in Glendale. Secondly, I have my own home in a gated community in Beverly Hills-that’s where I live. I haven’t been to Glendale in months. Where do they come up with this?

As most of you know, I moved away from my old-and very accessible-house because I was sick and tired of constant invasion of my private life. I love my fans but I could not leave for a meeting or walk my dog without a camera pushing inside my front door on to personal property. I feel so much happier and safer in my new home. I’ve been renovating it for the past year and totally made it my style. I’ve seen pictures online that are supposedly the inside of my new home, but they’re not. Those pictures were taken off a private real estate site from the previous owners’ interior. The house looks so much different and it underwent such a big transformation into my dream home. I couldn’t be happier!

So anyway, back to what I was saying: I am thankful that I know who my true friends and colleagues are, and I encourage my fans to ignore worthless stories like this. There is too much going on in the world, and in your own lives, to waste time reading lies. Such a disappointment but as always, you’ll get the true story from me!

I’m off to a post production meeting for my BFF show, and I hope you are all enjoying the beautiful summer!

Love always,

Paris xoxo”

Translation: “I woke up this morning and I didn’t know where I was, or what happened to the orgy from last night. I fell asleep at a certain point while this huuuuge black dude and this Asian midget where sharing me, and when I woke up my vagina was 20 centimeters wider… That’s hot… Just means that I have to drop some of my hard earned cash on the no. 100 vaginoplasty, well, at least they enjoyed themselves… I think… I was out for the most of it… I just wish that in the morning I didn’t have to clean a few kilos of sperm out of my hair! For Buddha’s sake! Oh… and those sexually transmitted diseases are a real bother… of yeah, and false rumors about me are being spread… Don’t believe them… Oh yeah… and I’m a virgin too…”