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Alessandra Ambrosio Bride Dress Pictorial

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian supermodel. She is best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret and was chosen as their first spokesmodel for Victoria’s Secret PINK line. In 2008, Alessandra signed on to replace Gisele Bundchen in Victoria’s Secret’s popular Angels campaign. She was described by Tyra Banks as “the future of the modeling world”. This Brazilian bombshell has appeared in campaigns for GUESS, Revlon, Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, and of course, Victoria’s Secret. Enjoy!!!

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is All Wet In This Arena Magazine Pictorial

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is All Wet and Topless

Alessandra Ambrosio is all wet and topless in this pictorial for Arena magazine. More pictures of this lingerie/bikini/who really cares model flashing her mammary glands after the jump.

But this post is not about her… it’s about me. Today I was talking with one of my girlfriends and she paid me that compliment that every man wants to hear… She was comparing me with different animals, using analogies to emphasize my qualities…

She said I’m a lion because I’m the king, a scorpion because of my poisonous rhetoric abilities and my astute mind, a bull because of my masculinity and a stallion because I have a huge… Well, use your imagination. Come to think about it she left out intelligent, but then you don’t really find that in many animals, and who needs it when I can easily be mistaken for a tripod…

And speaking of wet, this girl gets so wet when we go at it that her juices run down from her inner thighs to her knees… Believe me when I tell you that she’s nothing short of delicious…

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Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr Bikini Love

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Alessandra Ambrosio, Marissa Miller and Miranda Kerr Bikini Love

Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr together amount to about the same level of intelligence as an aborted cum shot… look at their faces, right now they’re thinking: “If the sand grains on this beach were actually erect penises we would jump in with our mouths wide opened and our legs spread even wider!!!”

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Alessandra Ambrosio and Her Anorexic Embryo

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Noooooooo!!! Alessandra Ambrosio is not anorexic. Nooooooooo!!! Not even remotely bulimic! So what if her face says gastric bypass? So what if she didn’t eat this January? Have you heard of an embryo to complain from anorexia? The spawn can very well eat after he pops out! But just cholesterol-free, low-fat, vegetable soy-based soy milk and baby formula! You know how much those appendages on her chest get her from Victoria’s Secret? Ain’t no suckling putting its nasty hungry mouth on those jewels!

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