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Angelina Jolie Was 16 and Wanted Some Deep Probing

Angelina Jolie Was 16 and Wanted Some Deep Probing

What you don’t know about me is that underneath this professional pretty-boy shell of mine there’s a hardcore pervert with deep sick and twisted psychological issues… It’s like this, there was this dude, worst then me called Sigmund Freud – he had some fantasies with his momma, that’s not really my thing. Now Freud’s model of the human psyche is structured in three layers, the ID, the Ego and the SuperEgo. Yes, I know I lost you on the way…

Well, I’m the ID. I am a pure freak, down to the core… You look at Angelina Jolie half naked when she was sixteen and you see a future prostitute that will score big in Hollywood and get off her corner… I see a little girl in need of her daddy!

Just look at her sweet face and imagine what she’ll do on her knees or on fours for a tad of parental consent! Trust me on this one, Brad Pitt doesn’t have a clue. Pitt is a little virgin, and embryo of perversity. When Angelina gets naked and gets her freak on, Brad Pitt starts crying like a like girl which feels a slapping approaching… To the rest of us perverts slapping is just music to our ears… Am i right? No need denying it… The virgin Mary sees you! She kinda gets off on it… so it’s understandable. You didn’t think that angels really play those retarded harps, did you now? Heaven is all slapping all the time…

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Does Angelina Jolie Dream of Porn Integrated?

Does Angelina Jolie Dream of Porn Integrated?

Is it just me or Angelina Jolie is prime material for some nasty porn flicks? I mean, half of you perverts ended up here looking for some free Angelina Jolie pornography – no use denying it now. Besides don’t you find it hard to articulate anything else but sotto voce groans? Not to mention that hand gestures are out of the question for you, unless you count using just one arm to communicate…

As I was saying… I do realize that Angelina is a pseudo mother to bastards from more continents than I’ll ever get to visit in this life time. I also am well aware that she’s getting filled up to saturation with Brad Pitt’s sperm, as Pitt has but two roles in life, produce healthy spermatozoid cells and look pretty!

Obviously he must be doing both to perfection since he got Angelina to pop once and then impregnated her again… Talk about blasphemy! And to think that she could be on all fours in orgiastic videos that will hit the retail stores directly… What a waste! Human kind will suffer for all eternity! We’ll need another Jesus, or the second coming of Buddha to redeem Pitt’s sins for keeping Angelina out of a life of pure porn!!! All of you, get down on your knees and start praying if you still want to get into pornography Nirvana – which is basically my multi-terabytes private collection.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Will Sell Their Twins for $10 Million

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Will Sell their Twins for $10 Million

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have an important lesson to teach all prostitutes. If you want to make real $$$ with your genitalia, or the secretions and alternative products of your sexual organs then you need to keep an eye on these two. Brangelina could earn a hefty estimated $8 to $10 million for whoring their still unborn child or twins for the media… That’s $8 to $10 million for the first pictures of the newly born Jolie-Pitt offspring…

New Wanted trailer

Yes, I know there already is a Wanted trailer around here somewhere, but I like this one better.

God, or Buddha, or whoever is the deity de jour of Hollywooditoria, I can hardly wait to see this movie!

Ok, ok, it’s obviously not a chick flick, but hey! … I would watch James McAvoy in a soap commercial, and I’d be giddy as a schoolgirl! What can I say…I’m a sucker for Scotsmen! Just imagining him talking to me with that harsh but sweet accent of his gets me all…. enthusiastic… He could be reading to me from ‘The Adventures of James Capen Adams Mountaineer and Grizzly Bear Hunter of California ‘ for all I care.

So, I have till summer to find someone to take me to see Wanted. Hmmm…It’s got Angelina, fast car chases and lots of shooting…something tells me it’s going to be an easier sale than ‘Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street’…

Angelina Jolie Is Ready to Punish Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie

Whenever Brad Pitt sees Angelina Jolie looking like this I guarantee that he makes a little pipi in his pink thong. And then he runs in his corner. I know deep down inside Angelina there’s a predatory, sexual beast. And we all know that Brad can’t handle a real woman. He is the closest thing a man can come to a woman without counting the transgendered, transvestites and David Beckham.

Yep, you have got Brad Pitt and David Beckham, both reeeeeal men, not kidding, not being ironical here that are going all wet when they see Angelina. Can you just imagine Brad getting bitch slapped around because the dinner is cold or because the kids weren’t mended? Just look at Angelina’s face, I actually feel sorry for the abuse Brad has to suffer…

Angelina Jolie Is Not a Sheep

Angelina Jolie is not a sheep, she’s a wolf. Just watch the trailer for Wanted…

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - Screen Actor’s Guild Awards

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards in Los Angeles. Pitt and Angelina both looking delicious. Of course that I would milk only one of them… and apparently I’m in luck as Angelina’s reported to be pregnant with twins. If that’s true then it means that Pitt’s little swimmers are pure gold. Not that I would mind taking shots after shots at her eggs. In fact I would probably miss on purpose just to keep on trying. And you can bet that I’d take aim at all her blow holes. However, Angelina’s parachute/dress seems to say that Brad beat me to the punch and got a couple of little embryos growing arms, legs, and small Brad-like penises, or delicious big Angelina lips and breasts…

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - Screen Actor’s Guild Awards

More Pictures of Angelina and Brad!!!

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