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17 Years Old Jamie Lynn Spears Is a Family Breeder

17 years old Jamie Lynn Spears is nothing short of a family breeder. At least the other one, and by other one I mean uber red neck pop reject Britney Spears, actually had a shot at challenging the position of retard on a leash and on display in the circus, or teen superstar…

As far as Jamie Lynn Spears is concerned it had this to say after popping out her bastard:

On Louisiana:
“Around here, everyone has the same focus. The focus is family, and that’s a good way to live.”

On the pregnancy:
“They’d told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours. I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed.”

The delivery:
“Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all. I was just talking to Casey. And you know what’s so weird? I was asking him if he was okay. He was like, ‘Yeah.’ We were both so excited.”

On Maddie:
“She is very good. She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying. We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life.”

Either Britney Spears Is Fat with New Offspring or She Needs a Diet

Britney Spears Is Fat with Another Piece of Offspring

I don’t care what you all say: this girl needs a diet! A pregnant Britney Spears is far from the image of a fat and happy expecting mum. As nauseating as images of fat and getting fatter ready to pop women are, nothing comes close to the Britney baby-machine.

The only way in which Britney Spears could ever qualify as a glowing mother-to-be re-re-loaded is if she was in zero gravity and vomit would start orbiting around her like an aura, with light reflecting through the digestive juices…

Otherwise she is just one item of used up meat in the herd, with a deformed vagina after popping out a few kilograms worth of offspring…

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Britney Spears Never Looked Zeeexier

Pregnancy Suspect No. 1 and Pop Victim Britney Spears Never Looked Zeeexier

Pop victim Britney Spears never looked zeexier than as pregnancy suspect no. 1. There is something special, undoubtedly sexy about a red-neck reject scratching and probing her ass… I always go for a tad of anal exploration on girls… It’s among the few constants in my life, and one of my few true pleasures.

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Britney Spears Looks Hot in the New ‘Break the Ice’ Video


Britney Spears looks really hot in the new “Break the Ice” video. Hot like three eskimos old bags moon bathing naked in the Siberian gulag. She obviously lost a lot of weight, and no longer has that absent-hungry look in her eyes, like half her neurons are in a coma, and the other half asleep, and the other half drunk and intoxicated with laxatives. You know the one… The same as when your mother is looking for her horse-dildo… Yea, NOW you remember!

Whaaaaat?!?!?! Britney is allowed to have three equal halves of a brain. It’s the first sign of retard.

You know, I was talking the other day with with a pretentious little prostitute-wannabe and she was telling me that I shouldn’t offer you judgments, and that I should only suggest or imply that Britney is a retard and let you come to that conclusion yourselves. Yeees, like you are even remotely capable… well, let’s put it mildly… she obviously doesn’t know the quality of Hollywooditoria’s readers. And NO(!!!) viewing pictures of half naked starved models does not equal reading! This isn’t Harvard, for Buddha’s sake!

For instance, I could only tell you that Britney is on a Mikey Mouse stupid diet since she was old enough to realize that pipi goes outside of the pants, which happened either on her sixteenth birthday… or when she married the second time… Or I could tell you that if Britney was a dog she would have been euthanased on reasons of complete mental handicap. But hey, on the other hand if Jesus was on the same Mikey Mouse stupid diet he would have written a much better Coran…

Britney Spears Goes Prostitute All the Way

Got a $20? A $20??? What am I saying? Got some leftover fast food? Some deep fried chicken at the bottom of a bucket? Then you’re in for the nastiest treat of your life… Dreaming for a little red-neck love? Than Britney will live up to your worst nightmare! Remember those early days when a young, pretty, and virginal Britney was parading around in skanky catholic schoolgirl uniforms? Well… this is what’s left. Two children, a few divorces, and Buddha only knows how much alcohol, drugs, and prescription pills later, Britney = cheap, dirty, nasty, slutty, used up and thrown away, red neck and true trailer trash down to the core. Someone please take pity in this scantly clad hooker and put her down already,you’ll just be beating her to the punch!!! I’ll let you enjoy your vomit now…

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Britney Spears Breast Slip Caught on Video

The title pretty much says it all. Britney was apparently rehearsing for her new video at the Millennium Dance Studio. Oh I know, that’s just gonna be as bad as the rest. But this time around a nipple slip was not enough. Britney’s full, saggy, over milked, dirty, right breast popped out. If you can’t wait to see the sorry sack of fat she calls a boob or tit in native red-neck, I’ll clue you in, it’s toward the end of the video. Zeeeeeeexy!

Britney Spears in the Kodak Moment of a Lifetime!

Britney Spears in the Kodak moment of a lifetime! And I wasted the fooooooood bit on Matthew Perry. Damn my luck!!! First I wanted to welcome Britney “Alien the Resurrection” Spears. Then I wanted to invite you to feed her with a big, fat, juicy… all right. I won’t go there. She’s a mother for Buddha’s sake! Then I just changed my mind… The latest sad news about the pop princess is that the court shut down her attempt to regain visitation rights to her children. That’s almost as sad as the Kodak moment…

Britney Spears in the Kodak Moment of a Lifetime!

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Listen to the Britney Spears Massacre!

Listen to Britney Spears massacring Ace of Base’s hit song “All That She Wants”! I’ve listened to the first 10 seconds and now I’m bleeding from my ears!!!Musical pornography at its highest! Her singing is so bad it’s actually porn!!!

Britney Spears: Suicide / Drug Overdose Princess

Britney Spears: Suicide/Drug Overdose Princess

Ooo daaa… Britney Spears goes from Pop Princess to Suicide/Drug Overdose Princess… Adek ce, nu vi se pare normal? Muzica asta pop, io va spun, trajedie curata. I mean… mai tineti minte cand Britney era o printzesa pop de toata splendoarea? Pai na, bineinteles ca era o sharada infecta si artificiala. The real Britney is much more real… Guess that when u’r on top of the world there’s simply more room to fall… Si ce cadere… adek ce decadere…

Si mai tinetzi minte cand the all American virgin s-a maritat cu un dansator anonim pe numele lui Kevin Federline? Cand toata lumea il numea doamna Britney Spears pe jivin? Pai omuletzu’ i-o turnat doi plozi, Sean Preston shi Jayden James, apoi a distrus-o pe fetitza. Tantia a fost luata cu salvarea si internata pe 4 Ianuarie dupa o varza extraordinara la reshedintza Spears. Britney nu are dreptul de custodie asupra federlinilor mititei, ci poate doar sa-i vada din cand in cand.

Se pare ca fosta printzesa pop a luat ceva la bord si in ultima vizita a refuzat sa-i lase pe copii sa plece, luandu-i ostatici. A venit politzia, apoi ambulantza si don’shoara a fost internata la Cedars-Sinai Medical Center din Los Angeles. Nimic oficial deocamdata dar e suspectata de o tentativa de suicid sau de o supradoza de droguri. I foresee an excellent outcome to this entire deal… drugs + Britney + suicide = drama and tragedy, Star Level!

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Britney Spears: Suicide/Drug Overdose Princess Britney Spears: Suicide/Drug Overdose Princess

Britney Spears: Suicide/Drug Overdose Princess Britney Spears: Suicide/Drug Overdose Princess