Carmen Electra lingerie & bikini & perestroika in FHM Russia. Finally Russians get to see something that resembles a real woman. Yes, I know they have three ice-scatting scanks with their faces looking like they got to suck down a couple of kilos of vodka and then smashed their heads against the ice. And yes, there also are a few skinny ass, Lenin-lovin’ supermodels with frozen neurons. But they all look so… so… Russian (!) to me.
Alcoholic vodka-mutated genes have really kicked in for these poor females. An entire race/species of inbreed Siberian hardcore Stalin-obsessed communist women is the reason why they make all those “beautiful” websites putting sheep, chickens, horses and dogs to good use. Either way you look at it, a sheep is an upgrade from a Russian woman, or a man for that matter!
You know those nasty websites where you get to buy yourself a Russian bride? Yes, that is sad. You get one of these creatures off her Moscow, or Leningrad, or Stalingrad corner and make it… oh I’m sorry, her, make her your wife after you purchase it (oh for Buddha’s sake HER, HER!) from the website where it (all right, so I gave up, so what???!!!) was whoring itself. But it just goes to show how retarded westerns are. Actually, I’m thinking of getting into this line of business too… I’m gonna make a website where you can buy malaria, and syphilis, and gonorrhea… All packaged in women from third word countries… Sweet!
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