Under normal conditions I usually take a shot at a tad of photo editing in order to get the beautiful and Zeeexy look. Now, I did touch up Amy Winehouse a little, but just a little! I promise! She only needs a push in order to go all the way over the edge and become a complete horror show…
Kill it! Kill it! KILL IT!!!
I hate to do this to you… But here are some excellent pictures of Amy Winehouse looking Zeeexy! I might have touched up the images a tad just to highlight her beautiful epidermis. Flawless… Pure like the skin of an angel whose face was used by Jesus to put out his cigar…
Amy Winehouse is either suffering from a bad skin day, courtesy of Impetigo, or has just woke up from the dead. It doesn’t matter to me. I would still make sweet love to this woman. Face-to-face, looking her in the eyes… Am I a pervert because I get off on a little infection?
Mama!!! If you’re reading this, get ready to meet my future wife - Amy Winehouse. Ain’t love grand!
Continue reading ‘I’m In Love With the Amy Winehouse Zeeexy Horror Show!’
After she won a staggering 5 Grammys, Amy Winehouse has finally hit puberty! Just have a look at her new assets. Girls, if you are reading this know that anorexia + drug addiction + alcoholism = a recipe for success. You too are a few ingredients away from stardom. The alternative is of course doing it Paris Hilton style - yes this implies a lot of time spent on all fours or on your knees, a few sexually transmitted diseases, but nothing incurable and minor quantities of blow. But you have to have a strong throat and stomach to swallow and digest liters after liters of sperm. In the end success is withing your grasp…
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Amy Winehouse, drugged out of her mind let herself be caught on camera while doing drugs… And not just your average cannabis. The singer is smocking crack cocaine. Just watch her lighting up a glass pipe - used to smoke ‘rocks’ of the class A drug, nothing more than crystallized cocaine. But Whinehouse is just drug saturated, having also snorted ecstasy and cocaine, and popped half a dozen Valium pills. All I can say is thank God it’s not a home made porn movie, Paris Hilton style!
Sper ca avetzi stomacul de fier si inima sanatoasa pentru ca urmeaza sa va fac cunoshtintza cu viitoarea mea sotie: Amy “Blonde Ambition” Winehouse. Cred ca e de prisos sa mai spun ca imi plac blondele cu sani mari, virginale si cu curbe sanatoase, nu? Imi inchipuiam io ca atzi ghicit. Acu pe bune, albumul Back to Black e superb, tantia asta… Well, I’ll let u decide this one. But don’t u be stealing her from me, I told u I wanna make her my wife! Zeeexy! I think I’m in love… I mean what else could this sick feeling in my stomach be ? Vomit maybe?
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