Britney Spears - “Womanizer” Music Video
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I’m sorry to do this to you… I really am… Fact is that if senility would have acoustic symptoms they would sound like Britney Spears’ Womanizer.
Britney Spears has a redneck rebut for a mother… But apparently one capable of authoring a book: “Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.”
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Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus at MTV Video Music Awards
Published by Thrust at September 8, 2008
in Britney Spears, Celebrity News, Christina Aguilera, Eye Candy, Hannah Montana, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Pure Hollywood, Rihanna and Video Culture |
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Here are some pictures of Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan at MTV Video Music Awards and also some very hot pictures of Rihanna from her Disturbia show at the VMA. Enjoy!!!
You just can’t buy perfection like this… Oh, wait… Hmmm… And then again… Britney Spears is in what I like to call Redneck Heaven… got knocked up a couple of times, got married and divorced a couple of times, lost custody of children, almost overdosed on laxatives… What more could you want from life, right?
But she did manage to get paid a reported $500,000 for the pictures and interview she did with OK magazine. Britney apparently doesn’t want her children to be stars… “I’d rather not, but I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.”
And she was shocked by her sister Jamie Lynn giving birth so young:“That was special, but it was also strange, because she’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling. I was shocked a little bit.”
But Britney is betting big on her new album…“This is my best work ever… I think it is more urban. I’m working with producers who are just amazing.”
Here are some rather disappointing pictures of Britney Spears wearing not only underwear but actually a two piece white bikini in Cabo.
Don’t you, at least from time to time, miss Britney Spears? And by missing Britney I actually mean in the same manner you crave torturing defenseless house pets and other small animals, stepping in fecal matter or falling face first into an urinal full of vomit.
Britney Spears successfully outperforms these pour and unimaginative similes in her constant race to become the first hardcore redneck with less intelligence than a random piece of wood. But hey, by my count she’s a couple of neurons short of her target…
17 years old Jamie Lynn Spears is nothing short of a family breeder. At least the other one, and by other one I mean uber red neck pop reject Britney Spears, actually had a shot at challenging the position of retard on a leash and on display in the circus, or teen superstar…
As far as Jamie Lynn Spears is concerned it had this to say after popping out her bastard:
On Louisiana:
“Around here, everyone has the same focus. The focus is family, and that’s a good way to live.”
On the pregnancy:
“They’d told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours. I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed.”
The delivery:
“Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all. I was just talking to Casey. And you know what’s so weird? I was asking him if he was okay. He was like, ‘Yeah.’ We were both so excited.”
On Maddie:
“She is very good. She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying. We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life.”
I don’t care what you all say: this girl needs a diet! A pregnant Britney Spears is far from the image of a fat and happy expecting mum. As nauseating as images of fat and getting fatter ready to pop women are, nothing comes close to the Britney baby-machine.
The only way in which Britney Spears could ever qualify as a glowing mother-to-be re-re-loaded is if she was in zero gravity and vomit would start orbiting around her like an aura, with light reflecting through the digestive juices…
Otherwise she is just one item of used up meat in the herd, with a deformed vagina after popping out a few kilograms worth of offspring…
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Pop victim Britney Spears never looked zeexier than as pregnancy suspect no. 1. There is something special, undoubtedly sexy about a red-neck reject scratching and probing her ass… I always go for a tad of anal exploration on girls… It’s among the few constants in my life, and one of my few true pleasures.
Britney Spears looks really hot in the new “Break the Ice” video. Hot like three eskimos old bags moon bathing naked in the Siberian gulag. She obviously lost a lot of weight, and no longer has that absent-hungry look in her eyes, like half her neurons are in a coma, and the other half asleep, and the other half drunk and intoxicated with laxatives. You know the one… The same as when your mother is looking for her horse-dildo… Yea, NOW you remember!
Whaaaaat?!?!?! Britney is allowed to have three equal halves of a brain. It’s the first sign of retard.
You know, I was talking the other day with with a pretentious little prostitute-wannabe and she was telling me that I shouldn’t offer you judgments, and that I should only suggest or imply that Britney is a retard and let you come to that conclusion yourselves. Yeees, like you are even remotely capable… well, let’s put it mildly… she obviously doesn’t know the quality of Hollywooditoria’s readers. And NO(!!!) viewing pictures of half naked starved models does not equal reading! This isn’t Harvard, for Buddha’s sake!
For instance, I could only tell you that Britney is on a Mikey Mouse stupid diet since she was old enough to realize that pipi goes outside of the pants, which happened either on her sixteenth birthday… or when she married the second time… Or I could tell you that if Britney was a dog she would have been euthanased on reasons of complete mental handicap. But hey, on the other hand if Jesus was on the same Mikey Mouse stupid diet he would have written a much better Coran…
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