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Who Is the Plastic Surgeon Who Attacked Christina Aguilera?!?!?!

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Who Is the Plastic Surgeon Who Attacked Christina Aguilera?!?!?!

The more I look at this mutant Christina Aguilera has turned into, the more it is becoming obvious to me, like a virgin girl’s revelation of her first time with a throat full of sperm, that the singer is not a plastic surgery patient, but that most likely she was attacked by a perverted plastic surgeon who did this to her…

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Celebrities and the Horror of Candid Photos

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Who is the most zeeexy, old, and disgusting? Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford or Kate Moss???

This is the real deal… Celebrities should not be photographed outside their controlled environment. Candid photos will get you no sexy bikinis, no Victoria’s Secret secret, very little make-up, but certainly no make-up artists, no Photoshop touch-ups… just far, far, far away from perfection…

I know that some of you literally idolize the aesthetic products of commercial media. However, meat like Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford and Kate Moss is not worthy of a second look. Therefore I put it to you… Who is the most zeeexy, old, and disgusting? Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford or Kate Moss??? The uncenshored pictures can be downloaded from here!

Who is the most zeeexy, old, and disgusting? Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford or Kate Moss???

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Why Didn’t Someone Tell Christina Aguilera That Silicon and Milk Don’t Mix?

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Why Didn\'t Someone Tell Christina Aguilera That Silicon and Milk Don\'t Mix?

Really now?! Is the silicon post-natal freak circus in town? Is Christina Aguilera starring in the role of the leading clown? Why didn’t someone take mercy on this poor artificial pop product, and spare her retarded flesh of the collateral issues associated with mixing silicon and milk? Otherwise she’s as beautiful as a six months long winter day at the North pole…

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Cristina Aguilera Sexy Pictorial

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at April 10, 2008 in Celebrity News, Christina Aguilera, Sexy Pictorial and topless | . 4 Comments

Cristina Aguilera is a singer… OK nobody wants to know her biography. She’s one hot blond and on top of it all she’s scantly clothed. What more do you want in life? Enjoy!!!

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How Would You Like Some Silicon Flavored Milk?

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at February 6, 2008 in Christina Aguilera and Zexy | . 0 Comments

How would you like some silicon flavored milk from Christina Aguilera? One thing is for sure… pregnancy was not kind to Christina Aguilera! I mean… I didn’t use to be afraid of clowns… but I’m starting right now… Fat and deformed is the new Zexy!

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