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Jennifer Lopez & Zombie Marc Anthony MET’s Costume Institute Gala

Jennifer Lopez & Zombie Marc Anthony  MET\'s Costume Institute Gala

As you can see from the image you can’t really tell who is more deformed, Jennifer Loper or Marc Anthony… The happy and mutant couple attended the MET’s Costume Institute Gala, trying to outstage one another in terms of who can scare their newborn children to death even in dim light…


I just have two questions about this grotesque couple… First, if Jennifer Lopez has that indistinguishable smile you get after vomiting a few kilos of intestines, why does she still look pregnant? And second, why doesn’t the Pope perform an exorcism on the zombie Marc Anthony before he impregnates additional Latina vagina with his hell spawns?…?

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Ruuuun! Jennifer Lopez - There She Blows!

I did not Photoshop Jennifer Lopez’s ass. This is all her! And the little Marc Anthonys in her uterus! Jennifer, expecting twins with husband, is due to give birth any minute now. Just try not to be in the same neighborhood with her and you’ll be safe from the crater hole that will form when she blows.

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