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Professional-pretty-pop-pseudo-boy Justin Timberlake is getting ready to pack up “her” vagina and make a beautiful wife for Jessica Biel. A source familiar with the trio, namely Justin, Jessica and her testicles said, according to British newspaper The Sun:
“Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica.
“He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.
And apparently Justin has milked enough testosterone out of Jessica’s pectoral-breasts that he is willing to go all the way to the island of Mustique in the West Indies, a place where the Sexy Back singer wants to hold the wedding.
“To get all his friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune but he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica. Then there are the rumors about a baby being on the way,” the source added.
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