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Kate Moss Sexy Lingerie Pictorial Interview Magazine

Kate Moss Sexy Lingerie Pictorial Interview Magazine

Kate Moss is referred to as the last of the supermodels… And that’s nothing short of being the last of the prostitutes if you ask me… To put it simply, prostitutes… ooops, I mean supermodels continue to exist long after Kate Moss has had her phenomenal impact on the world’s culture, philosophy, and history.

And by culture, philosophy, and history I actually mean fellatio marathones and heroin orgies… Here us a topless and nude pictorial of Kate Moss for Interview Magazine… The uncensored pictures are available for download here!!!

Kate Moss Sexy Lingerie Pictorial Interview Magazine

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Celebrities and the Horror of Candid Photos

Who is the most zeeexy, old, and disgusting? Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford or Kate Moss???

This is the real deal… Celebrities should not be photographed outside their controlled environment. Candid photos will get you no sexy bikinis, no Victoria’s Secret secret, very little make-up, but certainly no make-up artists, no Photoshop touch-ups… just far, far, far away from perfection…

I know that some of you literally idolize the aesthetic products of commercial media. However, meat like Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford and Kate Moss is not worthy of a second look. Therefore I put it to you… Who is the most zeeexy, old, and disgusting? Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford or Kate Moss??? The uncenshored pictures can be downloaded from here!

Who is the most zeeexy, old, and disgusting? Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford or Kate Moss???

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Kate Moss Rocks the One Piece Bikini

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Kate Moss rocks the one piece bikini… Yes this is what old, former supermodels turn into after a few kilos of cocaine… Doing lines off her breasts is an equivalent of breastfeeding for Kate… Who has an abandoned offspring somewhere… But probably the child is better off without this poor excuse for a denatured supermodel-mama…

Anyway, the uncensored pictured of Kate Moss topless are available for download here…

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Who Is the Most Desfigured Supermodel? Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy or Lara Stone?

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Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone got high-fashion topless for the “Summer Camp” issue of W Magazine.  And although I am more than sure that you’ll rejoice at the sight of scantly clothed supermodels bearing their breasts, I also know that these three “beauties” are missing a few chromosomes. Or maybe they have a tad too many.

Download the uncensored pictures of Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone topless here.

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Kate Moss Dancing Topless Video – Zeeexy!


Now this is what I call entertainment!!! Kate Moss flapping her breast-less sternum about! Zeeexy! And it’s soooo obvious that this flat-chested apex of fashion on the go, of moving pret-a-porter has transcended beyond sexy. There has to be no shadow of a doubt that Kate Moss hopping around like a flock of horny retarded bunnies is hot. Hot in an unhealthy, unfed kind of way!

This video provides the answer to a question that has troubled mankind since a couple of hours ago… What happens when Kate Moss tries to look sexy! Well, this is what happens! Sexy is out! Pink is out! Milk-filled breasts are out! Curves are out! There’s just Kate Moss looking like a stick with boy nipples! And model retard is the new brown!

Fast, get out in the streets and celebrate! Kate Moss is actually trying to perform an involution, from grown female to embryo! And yes, as soon as she hits embryo stage, I’m volunteering to carry out an abortion on her!

Don’t worry, it’s not like she feels any pain. Just watch her fall on her knees and discover with surprise that there’s no penis to support her throat, and smashing her head against the props. That’s pretty much when the freak anorexia ballet comes to an end. Don’t worry, it’s not that she was high, or drugged-up. Noooooooooooooo!!! Actually in order to maintain herself at the weight from when she was 10, Kate Moss has been eating a lot of water. And after she’s been pigging out on H2O they let her breath some fresh air by taking her face out of old men’s crotches and this happens! Zeeexy!

Gisele Bundchen Naked for £1.5 Million

Gisele Bundchen Naked for £1.5 Million

What in the sweet sperm of the holly virgin father is wrong with the world? A collection of no less than 135 photographs of nude models, including Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss is about to get auctioned for £1.5 Million, over $3 Million, in case you don’t speak British currency!. Attention all perverts! Gather around with your salivary glands in full swing! Oh don’t take offense because I figured you out. That non-subtle love-hate bi-polarity is all that Hollywooditoria is about!

Yes the two pictures included in this article are part of the 135 set belonging to German-born collector super-pervert Gert Elfering. And yes they are free. Just 133 to go! It’s bound to have some pure porn in there! Because if it’s all at this level of artistic aesthetics as the images included here then it’s surely worth more than £1.5 Million!!! A lot more!

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Kate Moss Topless, Porn Next!

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Kate Moss topless. Why in the name of Buddha’s obese ass would you pay the unfed-looking Kate Moss to strip down? This just goes to show that some of you perverts, especially the ones at French magazine Libération, have no limits. But hey, it’s not your fault that the media has educated you into a Kate Moss standard of aesthetics. It’s like a Pavlovian reflex by now, Hey Look, Kate Moss naked. Drool! Drool! Drool!

Don’t get me wrong. If Jesus would come to me tomorrow and in order for me to get into Nirvana, would… Ahhhh, there’s no choice. I’d go for topless! But for all the still sacred mammary glands in this universe, including the Virgin Mary’s! Topples women!!!! WOMEN!!!

Jesus, if your reading this don’t get any ideas! Keep your Nirvana to yourself!

Otherwise, please, please, please give Kate Moss some food and make her put some rags on. She looks like a naked 13 year old boy!

My bet is that as soon as she hits puberty, which at the rate of the volume of cocaine going up her nose is bound to happen by the time she hits the year of her death in 2009, we might see some sort of protuberances that don’t resemble something you can draw with makeup. But this is not an educated guess… so by all means do not consider it!

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Ashea… modelul preferat al tuturor de drogata… oops, am vrut sa zic de frumuzetze naturala - narcotic free!!! and… topless, don’t forget topless. Kate Moss a luat o pauza scurta de la tras pe nas shi shi-a facut timp sa-shi iveasca chipul sidefiu si nurii… Mda, hai ca o las balta. Tantea arata in ultimul hal. Am vazut travestitzi muuuult mai feminini. De la ochii aia cracanatzi de pe coperta si pana la tufa aia de par ars. Ring the alarm… someone has run from the clinic!!! Si i-au mai atarnat si talangile alea pe ea. Na, e Vogue Japan. Shi nici macar nu pare drogata bine…. noooooo… no drugs in her system, none, just the delicious bovine look. Pai ce sa faci, bucuratzi-va si voi de delicioasa privire bovina… dar nu va uitatzi prea adanc in ochii ei, ca o luatzi aiurea si voi, nippon style!

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