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Lindsay Lohan Is a Lesbian, but Wouldn’t She Need a Woman for That?

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Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Kiss

Sooo… It appears that Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian, and apparently the adjacent images are designed to prove that she is face-deep and even knee-deep in vagina… But I just don’t see it! Sure enough, Lindsay does look like she is kissing and having a hell of a good time with Samantha Ronson, but still, wouldn’t she need a real woman in order to be a lesbian?

Now the truth of the matter is that you can say pretty much anything about Lindsay Lohan, however obscene… It would be nothing short of throwing a handful of mud at a pig bathing in an Amazon of mud(!!!). Lohan would just bask in the obscenity of being a former teen actor, aged prematurely, addicted to drugs and to alcohol and to fame…

That’s really all there is to say about Lindsay Lohan… she’s just an attention junkie whoring herself with every opportunity, and even using pseudo-boy toy Samantha Ronson in the process… Well, we’ve got naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan to prove just that!

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Who Is More Zeeexy and Deformed? Lindsay Lohan or Pamela Anderson?

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Who Is More Zeeexy and Deformed? Lindsay Lohan or Pamela Anderson?

The equation is simple… You have Pamela Anderson on one side, orange because of the artificial tan, looking like she should hand up her silicon-filled breasts, aging visibly from minute to minute as the Botox is evaporating from her face, leaving behind nothing more than a vestige where Tommy Lee used to land his punches and sperm…

And in the fake orange tanning cream corner there is Lindsay Lohan, former teen idol and nearly-deceased star, with a trainwreck career, looking like she could at any minute lift her face from the mountain of crack she carries around in her bag and utter “say hello to my little friends…”, right on track to become all dried up, used up and expired…

The question is simple, which one of the two is more Zeexy and Deformed? I leave the Lindsay Lohan vs. Pamela Anderson smackdown to you…

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Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Confirms Sex Tape

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Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Confirms Sex Tape

Judging by the volume of sperm in Lindsay Lohan’s blood it’s bound that the freckled starlet was filmed doing the nasty… And taking into consideration the ratio of spermatozoid and blood cells as well as the amount of time Lindsay Lohan spends connected to sources of sperm by now they should have already obtained satellite as well as bird’s eye and aerial imagery of her… Not to mention some average cell phone video camera footage…

A source apparently heard Lindsay screaming over the phone: “I can’t believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone. I should never have f***ing trusted you. It’s everywhere now, all over the net, everyone’s seen it, how f***ing could you?” Lindsay Lohan was sweet talking former boyfriend Calum Best… Sweet!

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Sneak Peek

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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Sneak Peek

Here is a little sneak peek at Lindsay Lohan’s sex tape. Just think about it as a tad of a prelude before you get to see more vivid video content of the freckled angel! She’s an angel because she’s on her knees all the time, of course. Look, I’ll tell it to you straight. Jesus, the virgin Mary, mother Theresa, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are the only women that have arduously and assiduously exercised the practice of kneeling down to perfection.

I knoooow! Blasphemy! To think of Lindsay and Paris down on their knees, each with a mouthful of c**k! Forgive me, oh benevolent Buddha, for thinking these pervert thoughts about such virginal creatures!

Well, Paris Hilton already has her very own One Night In Paris home made porn movie. Now it’s Lindsay’s turn to enjoy her time in the limelight! Her due time at the centerstage of shame! Not in the spotlight but in the focus of a cell phone camera…

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Lindsay Lohan Naked

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I’m at a loss for words… Lindsay Lohan just pulled a naked Marilyn Monroe pictorial. Delicious… Activate your salivary glands and enjoy… More nude pictures of Lindsay Lohan after the jump…

Lindsay Lohan, Naked, nude, topless, breasts, breastesses, nipple

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Lindsay Lohan Is Glamorous! Yes, She Is! I Tell You, She Is!!!

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Lindsay Lohan is glamorous! Yes, she is! I tell you she is! Please stop arguing with me! Just look at her pictorial in Glamour Magazine! They actually took a cheap, scanky, naturally slutty, alcoholic and drug-addicted whore/actress and managed to turn her into a glamorous cheap, scanky, naturally slutty, alcoholic and drug-addicted whore/actress!!!Perfection! Pure perfection! Pure glamour!

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