. Liv Tyler in a bikini… After she played the she-elf in Lord of the Rings, and that delicious underage stripper for her daddy and Aerosmith (Oh no I didn’t just say that!!! Oh well…) Liv Tyler thought about trying a new part… the great white beached whale! Now, no, no, no… Before the fanatics over at Green Peace break their necks running in the sand to put her BACK in the water, I take it back… She’s not a beached whale…
Actually what you can’t see is that there are also some guys with buckets around. Well… the truth is that no other human being could fit in the same picture with the new and improved Liv Tyler… Ooops! No, not even aerial imagery, or via satellites from outer space… But back to the guys with buckets… I though you could indeed milk a cow, but a sea cow? Oh, wait. There’s also some dude with a harpoon, so I guess the buckets are for the blubber. Right… all I can say in the end is Free Willy!!! I mean, let her get some kind of a tan, although she’s gonna attract all the sun in Hawaii… Let’s just hope that black indeed manages to slim her down…
More pictures of fat Liv Tyler!
Continue reading ‘Liv Tyler in a Bikini - Horror Show, but so Zexy!’
Recent Comments