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Natalie Portman is Crazy (in Love)

Natalie Portman is in love. Nothing wrong with that, you’d think. Well … think again.

The monkey impersonator in the picture above is the “man” in question, Devendra Banhart, a Venezuelan-American folk rock singer-songwriter and musician. According to Wikipedia, his music has been classified as indie folk, psych folk, Naturalismo, and New Weird America. The last one sounds like the perfect description, if you ask me.

Now, I know love makes you do crazy things. Been there, done that. But hey, at least nobody has a video of me, right? Natalie’s “proof of love” will surely be on YouTube long after the romance will have passed. And trust me: it shall pass. One morning the psychedelic stuff he’s got her on will wear off … and the prince will once again turn into a hairy frog.

Watch the public humiliation of the beautiful and talented Natalie Portman. I could look up the name of the song, but I bet you couldn’t care less.

Natalie Portman Pictorial

Natalie Portman pictorial in Marie Claire UK.

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Can You Say Lesbian Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman with a British Accent?

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman

When I die and go to Nirvana like the good little f*****g  christian that I am, I want to get Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman dressed exactly like this and praying kissing while on their knees. When they see me they turn around and tilt their heads backward while opening their mouths… All they have to do is lose the dog… What dog? Well there are more pictures after the jump.

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